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    If this doesn't make you wince ....

    I don't ever want to meet you in a dark alley 'cos you must be nails.

    This was told to a group of about a dozen people round a table the other night, male and female, and we all winced. I have met the bloke, although he didnt tell me himself the following events.

    A couple had been together for a fair few years, she was desparate for kids, he didn't want any. Things were in imminent danger of coming to a head, apparently he was very concerned she would stop taking the pill, so he went and had the snip.
    Came home that evening, stood in the kitchen with a coffee and told his OH the news.
    Apparently, without him even seeing it, it came so fast, she kicked him right in the spuds!!!

    They are no longer together.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.
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  • #2
    my first boyfriend never wanted kids, his wife did, so after 2 girls and twin boys he decided that was enough, she wanted more, he went and had the snip against her wishes .... a few weeks later, she found out she was pregnant ..... with twins lol

    never did work out why people don't discuss the subject of kids .... before they get round to getting married

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    • #3
      Good for her!

      Clearly their marriage was over before he had the op....silly man should have known her reaction- and just left her if they couldn't sort it out.
      Why go through all that- surely he'd have forseen the reaction.

      Nope - no sympathy- hope she had a perfect aim!

      ...hard...moi???
      Last edited by Nicos; 25-08-2010, 04:38 PM.
      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

      Location....Normandy France

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      • #4
        Quite right too - hope she soon found someone else with a bit more of a marriage in mind.
        Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by bobleponge View Post
          Apparently, without him even seeing it, it came so fast, she kicked him right in the spuds!!!

          They are no longer together.
          um..the couple or the things she kicked?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Nicos View Post
            Good for her!
            Clearly their marriage was over before he had the op....silly man should have known her reaction- and just left her if they couldn't sort it out.
            Why go through all that- surely he'd have forseen the reaction.

            Nope - no sympathy- hope she had a perfect aim!

            ...hard...moi???
            Seconded........
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • #7
              Good for her. Hopefully she followed it up with her boot up his arris, closely followed by his suitcases! What a d***h**d!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jeanied View Post
                - hope she soon found someone else with a bit more of a marriage in mind.

                ...hope HE finds the gal of his dreams and then regrets his decision
                "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                Location....Normandy France

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by bobleponge View Post
                  .... very concerned she would stop taking the pill, so he went and had the snip.........
                  Thus going to prove it was a job well done as he's effectively stopped his genes from re-entering the pool.

                  All he had to do was use a condom but was apparently far too thick to think of something so simple.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by lynda66 View Post
                    ...never did work out why people don't discuss the subject of kids .... before they get round to getting married
                    Yup - with ya there!

                    As far as I'm concerned, they're both equally to blame!
                    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by lizzylemon View Post
                      Thus going to prove it was a job well done as he's effectively stopped his genes from re-entering the pool.
                      te he..my thoughts exactly
                      "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                      Location....Normandy France

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                      • #12
                        Sorry, what was the problem with that story?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                          Sorry, what was the problem with that story?
                          You've clearly not got dingly danglies


                          apart from that....well
                          Last edited by Nicos; 25-08-2010, 06:56 PM.
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                            sorry, what was the problem with that story?
                            lllllllllllllllll
                            Last edited by lizzylemon; 25-08-2010, 07:46 PM.

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                            • #15
                              Nope didn't make me wince, but then you already know I am nails Bob lol.

                              I divorced my hubby when he changed his mind about having children, (luckily before we had any) he was kicked out the door quicker than you can say ' divorce papers, where do I sign?'
                              LOL

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