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    THE HUMAN BODY:


    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.


    One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
    Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

  • #2
    Love the last 2.

    Although, women reading it can't be finished when it says "now" as they still won't have read the last one.
    I think I just confused myself, we know us men can't do 2 things at once and I was also thinking about my thumbs!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
      I think I just confused myself
      Just think how confusing it was for the poor wimmin though


      (ducks and runs for the door)
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      • #4
        Another reason Uma Thurman and I are perfectly matched!

        A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

        BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

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        • #5
          yer but - at least we aren't sitting there like little boys looking at our thumbs ner ner
          aka
          Suzie

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          • #6
            Crikey Wayne, those are big thumbs
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            • #7
              Originally posted by pdblake View Post
              Crikey Wayne, those are big thumbs
              No, I just have very small fingers.
              A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

              BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

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              • #8
                Well, I can twiddle my thumbs, now lets see...
                I you'st to have a handle on the world .. but it BROKE!!

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                • #9
                  i'm crying cos my thumbs are way smaller than I thought they were
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                  If a plum tomato breaks the law when it’s young
                  Would it’s criminal past ketchup with it later?

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                  • #10
                    Who did the study to show that, I wonder??? Is there an institute for penisology??

                    ...and why have we ALL centred around that particular point???

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SlugLobber View Post
                      ...and why have we ALL centred around that particular point???
                      Because it's the only one we can test empirically without causing death or dismemberment. I don't fancy hanging 3kg off my hair, crushing my thigh bone and weighting my stripped skin.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SlugLobber View Post
                        Who did the study to show that, I wonder??? Is there an institute for penisology??

                        ...and why have we ALL centred around that particular point???
                        Perhaps because very few females can think about that item without giggling?
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                        • #13
                          I'm going to keep that thought in mind the next time i see a male Hitch Hiker.
                          Last edited by ginger ninger; 11-09-2009, 04:45 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Mind you looking at number 1, If it takes 7 seconds for food to get from your mouth to your stomach. What it dosn't tell us is how long it will take to get from your stomach to our hips???? In my case...not long.
                            Now that's scary .

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                            • #15
                              As some comedian said recently " They say a womans work is never done, is that why they get paid less"?

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