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    The first day I got home coincided with Mme P's last day of her holiday. Thus the plan was for me to drive down to where she was camping, spend the night there with her and her 2 daughters and then home the next day. Eldest daughter was there with boyfriend, youngest daughter was there with a friend.
    Last night, so YD wants to go to the club in the campsite to see her new friends for last time, mum says yes but she has to be home for 1 am. Not happy but off she goes.
    About midnight Mme P gets a text saying YD is staying till 2, cos all of her friends want her to. Mme P replies saying 1 am, final word and then turns her phone off.

    Following morning ED shows her mum and me a text received the night before from YD.

    "I'm coming back at 2 because mum and Bob are doing something not very catholic and I dont want to listen to that all night."

    Not quite sure how old she thinks I am, but I did laugh.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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    Brilliant!
    Last edited by FionaH; 20-08-2010, 03:30 PM.
    WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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    • #3
      Love it! :-)
      A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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      • #4
        The excuses kids use!!!!
        All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
        Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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          Norty Bobster!! x

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          • #6
            My word, that has made me laugh out loud - I now have a pickle sitting next to me asking 'what mum? whats so funny?'

            What a blinder
            Kirsty b xx

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            • #7
              LOL Bob...honestly at your age, you should know better!

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              • #8
                Catholics do it too!
                Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

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                • #9
                  Not playing the drums then????
                  The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                  Brian Clough

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Flummery View Post
                    Catholics do it too!
                    I once saw a bumper sticker which read 'Catholics do it Rhythmically'

                    Jules
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by julesapple View Post
                      I once saw a bumper sticker which read 'Catholics do it Rhythmically'

                      Jules
                      With drums!
                      The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                      Brian Clough

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