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I hate gardening and I hate cats 
My two little darlings, quite apart from using my new veg bed with fresh soil as a litter tray
decided to catch a bird (yes, I know it's nature) they ran indoors with the poor thing... more on this later..
I hate gardening because I have just managed to get stabbed by my roses five times and now have a massive gash (lots of blood) on my finger from clearing up and running along a piece of glass I had dug up - I have no one to scream MEDIC to as I do to SD when he is here - I may faint
..I came in to wash bleeding cut and in the bathroom is purple blood - I never knew birds had purple blood
So it's all a bit much - too much poo, too much blood, too much dirt, too much mess, just too much
I shall order concrete - lots of it
My two little darlings, quite apart from using my new veg bed with fresh soil as a litter tray
decided to catch a bird (yes, I know it's nature) they ran indoors with the poor thing... more on this later..I hate gardening because I have just managed to get stabbed by my roses five times and now have a massive gash (lots of blood) on my finger from clearing up and running along a piece of glass I had dug up - I have no one to scream MEDIC to as I do to SD when he is here - I may faint
..I came in to wash bleeding cut and in the bathroom is purple blood - I never knew birds had purple blood
So it's all a bit much - too much poo, too much blood, too much dirt, too much mess, just too much
I shall order concrete - lots of it
Or chocolate covered kitties?
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