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    THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY!
    We Must Stop This Immediately

    Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak in whispers all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same silent message until they're red in the face! What do they think I am, a lip reader?

    I also think they are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own age are so much older than I am. I ran into an old friend the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't even recognize me.

    I got to thinking about the poor dear while I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own reflection well, REALLY NOW - even mirrors are not made the way they used to be!


    Another thing, everyone drives so fast these days! You're risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto the motor way in front of them. All I can say is, their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see them screech and swerve in my rear view mirror.

    Why are the clothes companies so uncivilized these days. Why have they suddenly started labelling a size 10 or 12 dress as 18 or 20? Do they think no one notices? The people who make bathroom scales are pulling the same prank. Do they think I actually 'believe' the number I see on that dial? HA! I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do these people think they're fooling?

    I'd like to call up someone in authority to report what's going on -- but the telephone company is in on the conspiracy too: they've printed the phone books in such small type that no one could ever find a number in there!

    All I can do is pass along this warning:

    WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!

    Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone will have to suffer these awful indignities.

    PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED!
    PS: I am sending this to you in a larger font size, because something has happened to my computer's fonts - they are smaller than they once were.
    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

  • #2
    Thanks for the warning

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    • #3
      Glad for the warning i thought it was only me that had noticed things like this

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      • #4
        Lol that is so good.
        Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
        and ends with backache

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        • #5
          Luv ya Auntie Florrie!! Brill!!

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          • #6
            Absolutely my dear and have you noticed that the TV programmes are set down to mute volume. Good job I can lip read. And, another thing, why do people walk away before I have finished what I want to say.

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            • #7
              LOL!! You are SO right, Florence

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              • #8
                And another thing ... ? Memories aren't what they used to be either.

                Who are you?
                Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                • #9
                  Everything is changing. I was in Asda on Sunday. Food portions are getting smaller but more expensive. Trollies are getting bigger though!!

                  Really getting fed up with it all
                  All vehicles now running 100% biodiesel...
                  For a cleaner, greener future!

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                  • #10
                    Yes dear, about half past two.
                    I was feeling part of the scenery
                    I walked right out of the machinery
                    My heart going boom boom boom
                    "Hey" he said "Grab your things
                    I've come to take you home."

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                    • #11
                      The floor is further down too.
                      The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                      Brian Clough

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                      • #12
                        ive noticed that my pint of bitter doesnt get any bigger....shame..

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                        • #13
                          Have you noticed that the only commercials you can hear properly on tv are the over 50's funeral plan ones?

                          I was glad of the warning - I thought it was just because I had yet another birthday yesterday (are they getting more frequent, or is it just me?)

                          Jules
                          Jules

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by julesapple View Post
                            Have you noticed that the only commercials you can hear properly on tv are the over 50's funeral plan ones?

                            I was glad of the warning - I thought it was just because I had yet another birthday yesterday (are they getting more frequent, or is it just me?)

                            Jules
                            My paper bin is full of remindiers that I may die unexpectedly and have I made adequate arrangements. B***er orf!! That is something I really really do NOT want to know. I want to be taken by surprise......just like that.

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                            • #15
                              This site is full of old f#rts...If only they would use bigger type then I could read it..

                              Lloyd George knew my father y'know...

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