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    Hee my older son at home today and is complaining that the chooks are disturbing his peace.Wonder if they will get electronic tags

  • #2
    They might - but they'll probably carry on anyway... that's how ASBOS work right?

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    • #3
      o how very true

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      • #4
        I think G4's got a rooster who is in need of an ASBO!
        S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
        a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

        You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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        • #5
          If they have electronic tags does that make them battery hens?
          My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
          to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

          Diversify & prosper


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          • #6
            ................Is that tumbleweed I see rolling down the vine........
            Last edited by binley100; 20-04-2010, 06:14 PM.
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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            • #7
              ROFL you lot!! Very funny!

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              • #8
                I heard on the radio that some people are trying to get an ASBO on a swan. Though how that will work I have no idea. It think it was one of those wacky stories. I wasn't paying too much attention at the time so can't remember where it was.

                I just wonder if it happened who would actually be issued with the ASBO. I can just see someone trying to serve one on the queen as technically all swans belong to the crown.

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                • #9
                  funny snadger

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                    I think G4's got a ...
                    parsnip ASBO
                    aka
                    Suzie

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by piskieinboots View Post
                      parsnip ASBO
                      pmsl....
                      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Guttata View Post
                        I heard on the radio that some people are trying to get an ASBO on a swan. Though how that will work I have no idea. It think it was one of those wacky stories. I wasn't paying too much attention at the time so can't remember where it was.

                        I just wonder if it happened who would actually be issued with the ASBO. I can just see someone trying to serve one on the queen as technically all swans belong to the crown.
                        Ma'am, I have been ordered to serve you with this Anti-Social Behaviour Order. It seems one of your swans has been causing trouble. If you don't control it properly your benefits will be stopped.

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                        • #13
                          Mine chase my 3 cats away from their food and steal it. I set my collie on them! One of them is a rooster that crows like a distressed child!

                          Lucky me!

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                          • #14
                            one of mine makes the strangest sound i have ever heard,bit like mwah,mwah.
                            when we had the rabbit he would round them all up at night,very funny to watch,then he went to the big hutch in the sky

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                            • #15
                              I think my Zelda would have an asbo.She bosses the others around and will keep breaking curfew by flying over the pen. She waits then encourages the others to do the same by walking up and down the fence 'boking' encouragement. She also lies in wait for any unsuspecting hands anywhere near paecking distance and seems to be working on a very convincing cockeral crow!

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