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    a quote from a previous colleague...
    ‘I just doused the bottom of the garden with neat ***** fluid, which seems to have done the trick’
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    Isn't it wonderful to see all those woodpigeons, pheasants , rabbits and deer on my allotment!
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    haha I laughed at every single one of these....

    No thank you, I have no use for your hicken muck, yuck!

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    I want a hedge but never want to have to cut it.
    Gardening requires a lot of water - most of it in the form of perspiration. Lou Erickson, critic and poet

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    I've been told that I always have such pretty, soft hands and beautiful nails
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    I love the smell of nettle tea
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    I'd love someone else to do my gardening for me





    sometimes I scare myself!
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    Can I really join Club Root
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