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  • #31
    Tap root - plants with a long tap root can water all of your plot.
    Location : Essex

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    • #32
      Butterfly - insect caught under the lid of your butter dish.

      Ladybirds - term from Bangkok. Opposite of ladyboys.

      Pea netting - used to demonstrate rainbow production to inconintent gardeners.
      Last edited by Lumpy; 08-02-2018, 01:17 PM.
      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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      • #33
        top dressing - term of approbation for your neighbour's new wellies

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        • #34
          Debris Netting - netting used to catch junk thrown over by your allotment or next door neighbour..
          Liberal scattering - a group of people with questionable morals
          Artichoke - Starter aids from old cars turned into pictures or sculptures
          I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


          ...utterly nutterly
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          • #35
            Egg plant - something to amuse your little ones by previously scooping out the pulp then hiding a goose egg inside.
            Broad beans - has-beens that come from Norfolk.
            Savoy cabbage - created with the caveat that it is only to be used in a certain hotel.
            I work very hard so please don't expect me to think as well!

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            • #36
              Carrot - rust on your automobile
              Location: north-east Spain, where the sun is too hot, the rain too torrential, the hail too big, the wind too windy and the snow too deep. Last frost: usually mid-April, sometimes first week in May. First frost: mid-October.

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              • #37
                Hoe - the sound a depressed Santa makes.

                Snail - the origins of the word are shrouded in mystery but the widely held view is that centuries ago a village oaf trod on a sharp piece of shell in his bare feet.

                Dibber - a bit like a dobber inner but tells of less serious crimes.

                Shears - the word shouted by a drinken toff at a wedding.
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • #38
                  Veggiechicken-- a chicken that doesn't eat snails
                  it may be a struggle to reach the top, but once your over the hill your problems start.

                  Member of the Nutters Club but I think I am just there to make up the numbers

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                  • #39
                    Bucket - how the rude word sounds after visiting the dentist and having 2 teeth out.
                    I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                    Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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