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  • Fun - Exit Lines/Famous Last Words

    Reading GF's post today about fiddling inside the electric toaster with a fork reminded me of a game we used to play as kids. You have to invent funny last words that might be said. shall we play? I'll give you a few to start us off...

    No problem, I'll get your toast out.......
    The ones that bark never bite.....
    Yes, I'm sure they are mushrooms......
    Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
    Endless wonder.

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    I told you I was ill ......
    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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    • #3
      It's a simple as ABC. Accelerator, Brake, Clutch. Look...
      Location: north-east Spain, where the sun is too hot, the rain too torrential, the hail too big, the wind too windy and the snow too deep. Last frost: usually mid-April, sometimes first week in May. First frost: mid-October.

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      • #4
        My husband Mr GF is just so lucky. A couple of his most serious, but not fatal lines: "Of course it's strong enough to bear my weight" (just before the roof gave way and he fell down the well), "It can't be live" (after his first electric shock, but before his second). There are many ,many more which is why I am now proactive in trying to protect him from himself. He still can't believe I stopped him going sailing without a sensible companion (NOT ME) after his last (and certainly not first) encounter with the coastguard after ignoring his depth sounder.

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        • #5
          The ladder's fine. Don't fuss, woman...
          Location: north-east Spain, where the sun is too hot, the rain too torrential, the hail too big, the wind too windy and the snow too deep. Last frost: usually mid-April, sometimes first week in May. First frost: mid-October.

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          • #6
            We can cross here. Those are just drifting logs...
            Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
            Endless wonder.

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            • #7
              Let it down slowly...
              Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
              Endless wonder.

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              • #8
                I've seen this done on youtube...
                Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                Endless wonder.

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                • #9
                  Of cause the rope will hold.....
                  Location....East Midlands.

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                  • #10
                    When I nod my head you hit it..
                    Location ... Nottingham

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                    • #11
                      There's never any traffic at this time of day...
                      Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                      Endless wonder.

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                      • #12
                        Which wire do I cut?...
                        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                        Endless wonder.

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                        • #13
                          You won't let go, will you?



                          Mothhawk, this is an inspired thread. I've had several proper laugh-out-louds. Thanks.
                          Location: north-east Spain, where the sun is too hot, the rain too torrential, the hail too big, the wind too windy and the snow too deep. Last frost: usually mid-April, sometimes first week in May. First frost: mid-October.

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                          • #14
                            It'll taste nice I've not added many chillis.....
                            Location....East Midlands.

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                            • #15
                              I thought you had cut off the electricity!
                              "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                              Location....Normandy France

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