Who is the God of allotments?

**solway cropper** · 02-11-2014, 11:40 PM

I think it would be the same as the god of engineers...the one who seems to enjoy throwing a spanner into the works just for the fun of it.

**veggiechicken** · 02-11-2014, 11:46 PM

Its a Goddess - not a God!!

Demeter, Goddess of the harvest, agriculture, the earth and fertility.
Demeter

**bearded bloke** · 02-11-2014, 11:50 PM

Nah, it's the same one the farmers shout to when it's ;

Too windy
Too wet
Too dry
Too hot
Too cold

That of course is ......................... God Elpuss

**Thelma Sanders** · 02-11-2014, 11:54 PM

IMO - God nessake !

**Knight of Albion** · 02-11-2014, 11:56 PM

And St Fiacre is the patron saint of gardeners ....

**Martin H** · 02-11-2014, 11:57 PM

Surely it's the usual suspect:

We plough the fields, and scatter the good seed on the land;
But it is fed and watered by God's almighty hand:
He sends the snow in winter, the warmth to swell the grain,
The breezes and the sunshine, and soft refreshing rain.

**bearded bloke** · 03-11-2014, 12:15 AM

Originally posted by Martin H View Post

Surely it's the usual suspect:

Ahh, now this is where things get complicated, even if we accept the premise that God is omnipresent & creator of all things, there is according to your quote the need for a saint prior to God's input, as the fields have to be ploughed before the seed is cast we undoubtedly must have a blacksmith to make the plough to do it with, so enters St.Clementine patron saint of blacksmiths.

Can you tell I was on a debating team at college

**Greenleaves** · 03-11-2014, 06:59 AM

I just put faith in the seeds I plant....close enough for me

**Kirk** · 03-11-2014, 08:36 AM

Loki, the Norse God of Mischief would seem to fit the requirements.

**alldigging** · 03-11-2014, 09:44 AM

From the Demeter page - The first loaf of bread from the harvest is sacrificed to her.
Well next year she's having the first courgette and runner bean!

**bario1** · 03-11-2014, 09:52 AM

Michael Fish.

**noviceveggrower** · 03-11-2014, 10:23 AM

I think that gardening is like opening Pandora's Box. Instead of having evil, death etc coming out you have slugs, blight, diseases, rabbits and creatures like that eating your crops, caterpillars well the list is endless.
So my patron as it was the last thing to come out of the box is Hope.

**bearded bloke** · 03-11-2014, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by bario1 View Post

Michael Fish.

You owe me a box of monitor wipes bud

**bearded bloke** · 03-11-2014, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by noviceveggrower View Post

So my patron as it was the last thing to come out of the box is Hope.

Sorry but it just has to be done ; for all the Red Dwarf fans out there ....

Lister: No offense, Rimmer, but that is completely wacko-jacko.

Rimmer: Everyone's entitled to their beliefs, Lister. I never agreed with my parents' religion, but I wouldn't dream of knocking it.

Lister: What were they?

Rimmer: Seventh Day Advent Hop-ists. They believed that every Sunday should be spent hopping. They would hop to church, hop through the service, then hop back home again. I tell you, Sunday lunchtimes were a nightmare - we all had to wear sou'westers and asbestos underpants. You see, they took the Bible literally - Adam and Eve, the snake and the apple, took it word for word. Unfortunately, their version had a misprint. It was all based on 1 Corinthians 13: "Faith, Hop and Charity, and the greatest of these is Hop."

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