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  • Raised beds, or raising hell? The OTT approach!

    Firstly, I apologise for my euphoria at something so trivial, but apart from buying the odd book, subscribing to GYO and complaining to Spear and Jackson, this is my first step towards the gardening dream (or nightmare).

    I've built my first raised bed.

    Now, I fear I may have gone OTT, but I adhere to the principle that if it's worth doing, it's worth going over the top.

    The initial stage was nearly the final one. I had purchased 150 x 50mm (6x2 in old money) timber in 6 metre lengths. I actually bought 180 metres of it! The very first cut saw me measure it wrong. I hurled the piece of timber in anger, and took out my table saw. That annoyed me so much I hurled the table saw, and took out my Kawasaki coffee mug. I tried to calm down, and about ten minutes later I was seeking a bandage for my saw-cut thumb, and a beer. Still, I perserved.

    I am happy (and somewhat relieved) to say that all my problems came in that one short 30 minutes of pain and anguish.

    I am now the proud owner of a 2.5 x 1.5 x 0.7 metre bed, and I'm ready to fill it with stuff. For many of you this is nothing; for me, it's a momentous occasion.

    I actually built this, with my hands.

    The Idiot Gardener
    Five acres of idiocy: an idiot's journey to the heart of smallholding darkness!

  • #2
    Wow! Lost in admiration. Ever pass through my neck of the woods?
    Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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    • #3
      Flippin'eck that's what you call a raised bed!
      All you gotta do now is fill it.
      S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
      a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

      You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      • #4
        Wow it is a work of art, but thats going to take some filling
        WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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        • #5
          Could put a liner in it and you'd have a swimming pool.
          Location....East Midlands.

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          • #6
            It's lovely and, er deep.
            All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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            • #7
              You'll get some nice carrorts

              Looks great will save alot of backache

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              • #8
                We don't like show-offs round here!



                ...Or do we love them? No, correction; I think it's "We love show-offs round here!"
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                • #9
                  Very nice
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                  • #10
                    Very nice! Stand Tall and be proud! Blow off the dust off the wallet, it's it gonna cost you to fill! Nice handywork by the way.
                    Never test the depth of the water with both feet

                    The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....

                    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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                    • #11
                      Wow! I think I've developed an inferiority complex Your raised bed puts my link-a-bord beds to shame.

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                      • #12
                        180m of wood

                        How many metres did it take to build that wonderful structure?

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                        • #13
                          Oh my!!!! ( you could lose a mother-in-law in that if you needed to!!!)

                          A very professional job- well done!!!
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                            180m of wood

                            How many metres did it take to build that wonderful structure?
                            That one took up a mere 42 metres of lumber!
                            The Idiot Gardener
                            Five acres of idiocy: an idiot's journey to the heart of smallholding darkness!

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                            • #15
                              It's a thing of beauty! Just another 3 to go then!
                              Life is too short for drama & petty things!
                              So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

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