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  • The No Dig Brick Method.

    Got builders in, seeing potatoes chitting on the side one commented "Oh that's a very old-fashioned way of doing it, we use the No Dig Brick Method."
    What's that then?
    "In the Autumn when the local farm is cropping potatoes you put a couple of bricks in the road and as the trailer goes over 'em loads bounce out. You just have to pick 'em up.... Works for carrots, parsnips..... it's a modern method, I think they call it No Dig!"

    Bit later...
    Builder 1: What you growing there then, boss?
    Me: Shallots.
    B1: Shallots? What are shallots?
    B2: Shallots are posh onions. Posh people don't have burger and onions they have burger and shallots.
    B1: OK, OK.... sounds like another 20% on the bill.

    b.
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    I love the sound of the no-dig-brick method!
    Caro

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day

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    • #3
      Originally posted by bazzaboy View Post
      Got builders in, seeing potatoes chitting on the side one commented "Oh that's a very old-fashioned way of doing it, we use the No Dig Brick Method."
      What's that then?
      "In the Autumn when the local farm is cropping potatoes you put a couple of bricks in the road and as the trailer goes over 'em loads bounce out. You just have to pick 'em up.... Works for carrots, parsnips..... it's a modern method, I think they call it No Dig!"

      Bit later...
      Builder 1: What you growing there then, boss?
      Me: Shallots.
      B1: Shallots? What are shallots?
      B2: Shallots are posh onions. Posh people don't have burger and onions they have burger and shallots.
      B1: OK, OK.... sounds like another 20% on the bill.

      b.
      Hee Hee

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