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  • GR Vacancy - Creative Director (Temp)

    As the new owners of the Gardeners Rest the Moderators have a temporary vacancy for a Creative Director.

    The successful applicant will be responsible for organising this year's entertainment at the GR.

    The ideal candidate will have experience in the entertainments industry and a.proven track record in nuttiness

    Closing date for applications Monday 17th October.

    Please note this a voluntary role

  • #2
    Go on Lumpy, you know you want to .......
    Nannys make memories

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    • #3
      ^^^^she's nutty enough alright

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      • #4
        I nominate the lovely LUMPY,AND there IS no way you gonna get off this one
        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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        • #5
          Lumpy is the girl for the job.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by lottie dolly View Post
            I nominate the lovely LUMPY,AND there IS no way you gonna get off this one
            Originally posted by Scarlet View Post
            ^^^^she's nutty enough alright
            Originally posted by Small pumpkin View Post
            Lumpy is the girl for the job.
            I pity the pantomime horse. She'll be sticking antlers on it next

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            �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
            ― Thomas A. Edison

            �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
            ― Thomas A. Edison

            - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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            • #7
              Looks like your public is calling Lumpy

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jay-ell View Post
                I pity the pantomime horse. She'll be sticking antlers on it next
                ..........on the wrong end too

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                • #9
                  Well I did have a few ideas for the Halloween Party - sorry JL but the antlers fell off the panto horse last year right into the lap of a snoozing AP (did I actually mean snoozing - maybe not) and scared the bewildies out of him when he woke up!

                  Anyhow my application -

                  I have no experience in the entertainment industry except for that short spell as an advert talk over for muesli - does that count?

                  I do not have a track record for anything other than failed turnips and a world class collection of Spanish slugs - does that count? Mind you, saying that, when I was at school the daft but ever enthuasiastic P.E teacher did make me run the 200 yards (tells you how long ago that was).
                  Not so much a run as a waddle - Usain Bolt and Mo Farah have no fear......

                  Anyhow my Halloween (Samhain) plans -

                  Pin the tail on the Moderator

                  Mix your own weeny cocktails Halloween Cocktails And Drink Recipes For Your Party - Food.com Here is a link to get your ideas going - HOWEVER a vegetable juice has to replace one ingrediant of your choice - bring it on.

                  Best carved pumpkin

                  Best solo or group dance to Ghostbustlers theme tune.

                  The high light of the evening will be the traditional lighting of the wicca man - or in our case the dried out stalks of corn.

                  The panto horse complete with rider (have a guess who)



                  as well as the elephant (curtesy of Suzi - who might not know about it yet) and kangaroo will be generally running amok around everyone - as they do.



                  There will also the traditional bobbing in a barrel for slugs - I can provide the huge orange ones at no cost.
                  Lob the wellie
                  Best gory cake

                  Music provided by the Undertaker Quartet.
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                  Last edited by Lumpy; 13-10-2016, 06:41 PM.
                  I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                  Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                  • #10
                    Lumpy,thats brilliant,our faith in you is justifed
                    sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                    • #11
                      Doll this forum keeps me sane would you believe!

                      How about you and Mr Doll being judges for the Best Ghoulie Cake?
                      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                      • #12
                        Had to double check your spelling there, Lumpy

                        As you were...............

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                        • #13


                          Lumpy - you never let us down.

                          I'm in stitches.
                          .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

                          My Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnC..._as=subscriber

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                          • #14
                            Why VC is there a difference in the spelling?

                            Kev - if you have stitches have you ever thought of a short career as a friendly Frankenstein? I will even let you bring your own tutu.
                            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                            • #15
                              sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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