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  • #1

    Veg songs.......

    For some reason I've had the "76 trombones" song (just the first line) in my head today. Then this came along.....

    "76 tromboncinos led the veg display
    With 110 courgettes close at hand"

    Now I know this is obviously a sign I should get out more , but putting that aside let's hear your ideas for song lyrics re-worked to make them more veg related.

    You might need to shout loudly for me to hear you over the sound of the men in white coats coming to get me.......
    Another happy Nutter...
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  • #2
    I've already redone Nelly The elephant garlic and "Roll out the marrows" - I'll find the links when I'm on a decent computer

    New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

    �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
    ― Thomas A. Edison

    �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
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    • #3
      Peas will come................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tIJEywB4g

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      • #4
        Sang to one of my favourites - Mack The Knife.......

        In the hot house,
        By the grape vine,
        Lives a sluggie
        Oh La La..........
        It eats all and any growing,
        Call it Spanish call it crime

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=IW0RgtRLd1k
        Last edited by Bren In Pots; 04-10-2016, 12:43 PM. Reason: video removed
        I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

        Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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        • #5
          Sweet Leaf - Black Sabbath
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          1574 gin and tonics please Monica, large ones.

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          • #6
            Cut and pasted to add new verse
            To the tune of Nellie the Elephant (Toy Dolls version )


            week on week
            it's been growing nice and strong
            now there's been a change
            and I'm a bit deranged
            so I'll sing this little song

            whoaaaaaaaaa

            My elephant garlic's bolted
            what should I do
            should I scream and shout
            should I pull it out
            and stuff it down the loo

            My elephant garlic's bolted
            it's throwing up a flower
            will it run to seed
            and become a weed
            is my future looking sour

            Don't be glum
            Don't sit there like an ass
            'Coz if you're feeling brave
            Give it a shave
            And grow yourself some grass
            Last edited by Jay-ell; 03-10-2016, 09:22 PM. Reason: autocorrect - darn critic

            New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

            �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
            ― Thomas A. Edison

            �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
            ― Thomas A. Edison

            - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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            • #7
              The other one is here
              http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...ml#post1476309

              New all singing all dancing blog - Jasons Jungle

              �I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb."
              ― Thomas A. Edison

              �Negative results are just what I want. They�re just as valuable to me as positive results. I can never find the thing that does the job best until I find the ones that don�t.�
              ― Thomas A. Edison

              - I must be a Nutter,VC says so -

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              • #8
                It's official JL is nuts!
                I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                • #9
                  Winter cabin fever has started I see

                  What about to Queen Bohemian Rhapsody

                  I see a little silhouette of a squash
                  Butternut Squash, Butternut Squash
                  Where have you been hiding?

                  Cut it now, cut it now
                  and put in the shed
                  For Me, For Me, For Meeeeeeeeee

                  Head Banging Bit
                  Last edited by Cadalot; 04-10-2016, 07:04 AM.
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                  • #10
                    Carrot Sticks.

                    Substitute 'carrot sticks' in place of 'happiness'. I do. I have no idea why. I have issues.

                    (Happiness - Ken Dodd)

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                    • #11
                      Loving this ....
                      Nannys make memories

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                        Peas will come................https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tIJEywB4g
                        All we are saying...... is give peas a chance.
                        .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

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                        • #13
                          We are Champ Onions my frie-end,
                          And we'll keep you crying to the enddddddddd,
                          We are Champ Onions,
                          We are Champ Onions,
                          No time for losers cos we are Champ Onionssssss,
                          Of the worldddddddddddddddddddd.
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                          • #14
                            To the tune of Tulips From Amsterdam.....

                            When it's spring again I'll sing again
                            To seedlings that just want to croak,
                            My growing ideas create lots of tears,
                            They are honestly just a big joke.

                            When I plant and sow nothing will grow.
                            And off to the Centre I go.....

                            To buy tom plants and strip veg
                            Oh and scissors to cut the hedge,

                            ........
                            Last edited by Lumpy; 04-10-2016, 05:10 PM.
                            I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

                            Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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                            • #15
                              Swedes for my swede, sugar for my honey.
                              .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

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