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**veggiechicken** · 22-10-2015, 07:31 PM

There was a young man on the Vine
Who was very partial to wine,
...........

**Bigmallly** · 22-10-2015, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post

There was a young man on the Vine
Who was very partial to wine,
...........

In less than an 'our he'd lost all his power.............

**Nicos** · 22-10-2015, 07:47 PM

There was a young man on the Vine
Who was very partial to wine,
In less than an 'our he'd lost all his power
And was unable to go out to dine.

**Nicos** · 22-10-2015, 07:49 PM

Next one?

There was a long worm named Cherie...

**veggiechicken** · 22-10-2015, 07:50 PM

Who'd been stung on the bum by a bee..........

**jackarmy** · 22-10-2015, 07:53 PM

When he/she got cut up in half

**Nicos** · 22-10-2015, 07:56 PM

he/she just had to larf...

**jackarmy** · 22-10-2015, 07:57 PM

Cos thar bee got worm wee on her bum

**Bigmallly** · 22-10-2015, 07:59 PM

Ok, lets start again...................

There was a young puppy called Spud.................

**veggiechicken** · 22-10-2015, 08:00 PM

There was a young puppy called Spud.
Who liked to roll round in the mud..........

**Bigmallly** · 22-10-2015, 08:05 PM

He went under the shed with his brother called Ted.

**WilliamD** · 22-10-2015, 08:07 PM

And pleaded 'not guilty M'Lud'

**Bigmallly** · 22-10-2015, 08:13 PM

Ok............

There was an old grape called BB....................

**veggiechicken** · 22-10-2015, 08:14 PM

There was an old grape called BB
Who invited the Vicar for tea.............

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