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  • #1

    MIT - Topic ban required :-o

    I am sure it is all untrue so can I request that VC et al does not bring up the following research theory of MIT:

    The Male Idiot Theory
    Male Idiot Theory: Men Are Idiots, According To Women
    Men really are more stupid than women, research shows - Telegraph
    It's official: Men are dumber than women, according to science and the Darwin Awards winners | Metro News

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  • #2
    Methinks thou dost protest too much, Kirk

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    • #3
      Oh pleaseeeeeeeee don't. This is brilliant! It just scientifically proves what most women have always suspected....not me of course but I do know a few......
      What a Christmas pressie.....whoop whoop
      Not that I agree with any of it of course.
      I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas A. Edison

      Outreach co-ordinator for the Gnome, Pixie and Fairy groups within the Nutters Club.

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      • #4
        Just Christmad fiction thats all Kirk

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        • #5
          I'm an idiot & proud of it..............
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          • #6
            Let me tell you a little story. Are you sitting comfortably?

            Once upon a time (about 2 weeks ago) a gardener went into the Greenhouse and spotted a clump of seedlings in the bed, just where they had grown some garlic earlier in the year.

            Carefully they lifted the clump, split the seedlings and potted them up individually.
            They were watered and cosseted until today, when the gardener (whose sense of taste and smell were returning after a winter cold) decided to have a little taste of a seedling.

            Expecting to taste garlic, they were somewhat surprised and embarassed to realise that they had been nurturing....................






            ...........grass

            Guess who was that idiot?

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            • #7
              This is another of those threads forbidden to me!!!!
              Potty by name Potty by nature.

              By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


              We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

              Aesop 620BC-560BC

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              • #8
                Neil Innes

                How sweet to be an idiot
                As harmless as a cloud
                Too small to hide the sun
                Almost poking fun
                At the warm but insecure
                untidy crowd

                How sweet to be an idiot
                And dip my brain in joy
                Children laughing at my back
                With no fear of attack
                As much retaliation as a toy
                How sweet to be an idiot
                How sweet

                I tiptoe down the street
                Smile at everyone I meet
                But suddenly a scream
                smashes through my dream
                Fee fi fo fum,
                I smell the blood of an asylum
                Blood of an asylum?
                But mother, I'm playing so beautifully!
                Ha ha! Listen! Ha ha!
                Fee fi fo fum,
                I smell the blood of an asylum
                Hey you!
                You're such a pedant!
                You got as much brain as a dead ant!
                As much imagination as a caravan site!

                But I still love you,
                still love you,
                oo-oo-oo-oo-oo, how swee-ee-eet
                to be an idiot

                How sweet

                How sweeeeeeeeeeee - *t*

                How-ow-ow sweeeet

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