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Overheard in the local Newsagent's:
"So how often does Dalton's Weekly come out, then?"
"So how often does Dalton's Weekly come out, then?"
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My OH always tells the story from when she worked in a pet shop.
Guy comes in and asks firstly for molested rabbit food rather tha molassed
. He then asks my OH if they sell the little blue budgie mirrors with a bell on. " Yes " replies the OH, " Good " says the customer, " can I have a yellow one then"? 
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Just like the daft woman who asked how much an item was in Poundland...............
You guessed - it was me
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Yep, I can believe that VC
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Overheard on the bus:
" I hate it when you come back from holiday. Your dishcloth's gone all stiff."Comment
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Well, nobody's perfect!Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostJust like the daft woman who asked how much an item was in Poundland...............
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For future reference items cost 99p in the 99p store
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I'm perfect Raybon - perfectly nutty.
A couple of weeks back, as a passenger, I was giving the driver directions.
"Take the outside lane - not that one , the one in the middle"
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Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
Not all things are so obvious VC,take the 100 years war,that actually lasted ......... 116 yearsHe who smiles in the face of adversity,has already decided who to blame
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
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Oh I see, mods sticking together
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Got this one from a friend:
"I've been up and cleaning since 6 o'clock this morning. And I've still got it all to do!"Comment
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My sister asked me that once in Poundland so I turned to the assistant and said 'my sister wants to know how much is this toy' she replied with a straight face 'tell your sister its a pound'Originally posted by veggiechicken View PostJust like the daft woman who asked how much an item was in Poundland...............
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Have to say thought in my sisters defence we'd just seen the same figures in the Man U shop for £12 each.
Location....East Midlands.Comment
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Me describing a room to Mr Pots 'well the widths wider than the lengths long' it made perfect sense to me.
Location....East Midlands.Comment
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Missus asked me same question in the same chain of shopsOriginally posted by veggiechicken View PostJust like the daft woman who asked how much an item was in Poundland...............
You guessed - it was meNever test the depth of the water with both feet
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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A friend of mine who is a customs officer and does regular stints on a customs patrol boat went into a newsagents on Orkney. "Could I have the daily express please" he said, "Ah now would that be todays or yesterdays" said the shop keeper. "Well todays would ne nice" said my friend. "Ah well in that case you'll have to wait until tomorrow"photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.htmlComment
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