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  • Was Zar Zar right?

    I think it was she that that said 'after 50 a woman has to chose between her body or her face'

    I'm after 50, I've lost 21lbs and I feel my face is getting baggy

    What would you chose?
    aka
    Suzie

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    a better bag? .... but santa much prefers a cute little botty so i'm definitely for the bag over the head xx

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    • #3
      *saves christmas wrappings for a bag
      aka
      Suzie

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        • #5
          Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
          Wot no holes for the eyes?
          The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
          Brian Clough

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          • #6
            It's a good job you don't want a body bag...............
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            • #7
              Yet again coffee splattered screen....

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              • #8
                I am in favour of a bit of liposuction, suck it out the thighs and inject it back in the baggy face

                Or get that Jan Stannick off 10 years younger on the case!

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                • #9
                  Not easy to do I know, but just be happy with the way you are!

                  I used to worry about getting a bit of a beer belly until I saw some old footage of jungle tribes who had never seen civilisation,sugar,beer,processed food,pastry, in fact nothing of what we blame for our body shapes and they were all hunter gatherers............they all had little beer bellies, and were as fit as lops.

                  It was then I decided it must be mans natural shape and learnd to live with it!
                  My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                  to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                  Diversify & prosper


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                  • #10
                    When I was younger I had all the usual hangups about my appearance. I was not a 'beauty'' just ordinary looking. I didn't like people looking at me and, don't laugh, I felt I had to apologise for not being beautiful. This is where I probably learned the skill of 'distraction'. Say or do something outrageous and people forgot what I looked like.

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                    • #11
                      They say you get the face you deserve. Laugh lines are fine - they show character. It's the deep creases in your brow where you frown that are a give-away if you're a cross-patch.

                      I've thickened around the middle over the years. I've worked darned hard for that!
                      Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                      www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                      • #12
                        I'm sure you're just being a bit over-critical of yourself Piskie, but if in doubt you could always try this

                        Face Yoga Training
                        There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by HotStuff View Post
                          I'm sure you're just being a bit over-critical of yourself Piskie, but if in doubt you could always try this

                          Face Yoga Training
                          Yes. You too can have a smarmy smile just like our smug self-satisfied Danielle. Don't forget to scroll down and look at her Sweaty Betty, just click on the link.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                            Don't forget to scroll down and look at her Sweaty Betty, just click on the link.

                            Not sure if I'm fancying looking at anyones sweaty betty
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                              Not sure if I'm fancying looking at anyones sweaty betty
                              Erm, don't scroll down then; srsly.

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