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    and you thought you had PC Problems!

    A panic stricken woman called a Computer Tech Support Company.

    LADY: 'Last night my computer started making a hissing noise so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on again the computer started hissing and crackling, then started smoking and gave off a bad smell...then nothing'.

    SUPPORT: 'I'll book a call for a technician. Leave the computer just like it is, so he can find the problem and fix it, or exchange it for another computer. Give me your address; phone number where he can contact you and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

    When the tech arrived, the lady showed him her computer, explained what had happened, and he soon discovered the problem. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!!!!


    And you thought you had computer problems.



    The snake was identified as a 'South African Spitting Cobra', better known as Mfezi, the 'Staffie of the African snake species.

    The technician joked and told her: It must have been after the mouse! The woman didn't see the humour in that!
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  • #2
    Aaaaargh thats just nasty
    WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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    • #3
      my word,was it here or overseas
      sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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      • #4
        I believe it was overseas LD
        Never test the depth of the water with both feet

        The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....

        Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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        • #5
          Can you imagine trying to claim that back on warranty

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          • #6
            I just actually SHIVERED when I saw that (but I do feel sorry for the Cobra)
            I you'st to have a handle on the world .. but it BROKE!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by RedThorn View Post
              A panic stricken woman called a Computer Tech Support Company.

              LADY: 'Last night my computer started making a hissing noise so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on again the computer started hissing and crackling, then started smoking and gave off a bad smell...then nothing'.

              SUPPORT: 'I'll book a call for a technician. Leave the computer just like it is, so he can find the problem and fix it, or exchange it for another computer. Give me your address; phone number where he can contact you and the technician will be there just as soon as he can'.

              When the tech arrived, the lady showed him her computer, explained what had happened, and he soon discovered the problem. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!!!!


              And you thought you had computer problems.



              The snake was identified as a 'South African Spitting Cobra', better known as Mfezi, the 'Staffie of the African snake species.

              The technician joked and told her: It must have been after the mouse! The woman didn't see the humour in that!
              There are a few species of spitting cobra. Most come rather bigger than that, but the 'Mozambique' species can be that small full grown, otherwise, it would have to be a baby! (I had only heard of the big ones, so I checked with Wikipedia)
              Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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              • #8
                Poor snake...
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                • #9
                  Eurgh. That's so wrong on so many levels I don't know where to start!
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                  • #10
                    Bernie screams loudly, wakes Dexter up, and runs from pc.......................
                    Bernie aka DDL

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