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    Well, my stock has shot up on the allotments

    I turned up on the plots yeaterday, accompanied by Zazen99 and was greeted by "old Ron" who looked in wonder at the gorgeous Andrea and exclaimed "your not his wife".

    Well, today I was in the company of Pucka tucka, LisaB and Flobalob at various time this morning as they collected fruit bushes, all very good looking ladies (well, flobalob's a bloke but his good lady isnt).

    Poor "old Ron" just looked at me with incredulity, especially after seeing off LisaB from the car park. I just said naughtily to him, "well, you either have it, or you dont".

    I think I had better come clean on Monday and tell him they are all grapes from the vine and forum friends.
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    nah...wait a week first first let "old Ron" spread the word .....
    Peeps prefer rumours and gives him something to talk about!
    Never test the depth of the water with both feet

    The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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    • #3
      I'm with RedThorn. Go in on Monday looking tired and limping a bit
      I was feeling part of the scenery
      I walked right out of the machinery
      My heart going boom boom boom
      "Hey" he said "Grab your things
      I've come to take you home."

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      • #4
        Definitely leave it a while, and smirk, LOTS
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Seahorse
          I'm with RedThorn. Go in on Monday looking tired and limping a bit
          ...and smile and grin lots!
          To see a world in a grain of sand
          And a heaven in a wild flower

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          • #6
            *blushes.

            Tell Ron the girlies were asking about him

            xxx

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            • #7
              Make sure Ron knows that there is "hired help" coming soon PW to help with the weeding .
              There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore and who always will. Don't worry about people from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it in your future.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pigletwillie View Post

                I think I had better come clean on Monday and tell him they are all grapes from the vine and forum friends.
                Never let the truth get in the way of a good story
                NKP1962
                The Allotment Directory - coming soon (watch this space!)
                Movember - I am growing a 'tache in support of men's health

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                • #9
                  Tell him they where part of care in the community.!
                  Blogging at..... www.thecynicalgardener.wordpress.com

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by seasprout View Post
                    Tell him they where part of care in the community.!
                    OY missus........

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                    • #11
                      *avoids tempting reference to visiting one's allotment with one's hoes for fear of developing a limp.
                      A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

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                      What would Vedder do?

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                      • #12
                        no comment.......only this thread is giving me the right old giggles
                        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                        • #13
                          What makes it more hilarious is that I am more akin to a lardy gassed badger than an adonis, the adonis would probably would get a string of lady allotmenteers visiting his shed, I on the other hand probably would end up with theoap bus.

                          Wheres Seahorse?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by beefy View Post
                            Make sure Ron knows that there is "hired help" coming soon PW to help with the weeding .
                            Ah Beefy,
                            Don't you think thats a bit harsh. After all Piskie will be busy enough digging PWs lottie without having to entertain other gentlemen.

                            And when your back stops aching,
                            And your hands begin to harden.
                            You will find yourself a partner,
                            In the glory of the garden.

                            Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bramble View Post
                              Ah Beefy,
                              Don't you think thats a bit harsh. After all Piskie will be busy enough digging PWs lottie without having to entertain other gentlemen.
                              think you got me wrong lol,i meant we could all watch while she digs,sorry piskie,just an evil thought ,unless we helped you out by taking turnes
                              sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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