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    Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
    I feel shame Then I look into the glass and think
    about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
    and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
    of work and their dreams would be shattered.
    Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
    dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
    ~ Jack Handy

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    happened to your bra and panties.
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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
    ~Frank Sinatra

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
    ~ Henny Youngman

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
    ~ Stephen Wright

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
    we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
    get drunk and go to heaven!"
    ~ Brian O'Rourke

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
    ~ Benjamin Franklin

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting
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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the
    history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
    wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
    not go nearly as well with pizza."
    ~ Dave Barry

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
    ~ Dave Howell
    I am certain that the day my boat comes in, I'll be at the airport.

  • #2
    Warning this thread should be read in moderation

    Read it too much and your sides will hurt

    Great post StaceySteve

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    • #3
      Makes me feel better about being 'on the wagon'! First Crimbo and New Year without tho!
      My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
      to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

      Diversify & prosper


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      • #4
        Last night I was tougher, smarter and better looking than everyone else.

        I was brilliant - they were all laughing WITH me.

        And singing - I was singing like a canary.

        Now I think I know why.
        Last edited by maytreefrannie; 15-11-2008, 11:32 AM.
        My hopes are not always realized but I always hope (Ovid)

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        • #5
          The beauty of not drinking is I will never ever again try kareoke!
          WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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          • #6
            It's true, I don't drink much mostly just at Christmas and New Year time - perhaps this explains why my children have September birthdays???
            Tx

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            • #7
              If you want to be happy for a few hours, drink. If you want to be happy for life, garden ~ My Nan

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              • #8
                Must have a word with my mother

                Originally posted by tootles View Post
                It's true, I don't drink much mostly just at Christmas and New Year time - perhaps this explains why my children have September birthdays???
                I'm a little Virgo too...... and my mum only drinks at Christmas - the naughty girl!!

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                • #9
                  Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
                  All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by maytreefrannie View Post
                    Last night I was tougher, smarter and better looking than everyone else.

                    I was brilliant - they were all laughing WITH me.

                    And singing - I was singing like a canary.

                    Now I think I know why.
                    Then you woke up!
                    My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                    to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                    Diversify & prosper


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                    • #11
                      I have a drink problem.














                      Two hands, only one mouth.
                      Sent from my pc cos I don't have an i-phone.

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                      • #12
                        *wonders what caused me to drink excessively in may 1989
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                        • #13
                          My boys both have birthdays in May, two days apart. Midwife asked me "What happened in August" I had to admit my birthday
                          WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                          • #14
                            I don't have a problem with drink, it's just other people think I have!
                            I drink..
                            I fall over..
                            Get it right every time..
                            There ya go.. NO PROBLEM
                            I you'st to have a handle on the world .. but it BROKE!!

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                            • #15
                              Starkle starkle little twink
                              I'm not as drunk as theople pink
                              I'm not under the affluence of incohol
                              Tho many theople pink I am!

                              Hic...

                              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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