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    One of my customers has a very large and very old Pear tree in their huge garden. Each year, I rake the fallen leaves, and rotting fruit, off the grass, and onto the neighbouring flower and shrub beds. I do this for three reasons;
    1: It rots down and feeds the soil.
    2: It acts as a mulch and significantly reduces the amount of hand-weeding required.
    3: It is actually easier than collecting it all and taking all the way to the dumping area at the opposite end of the garden.

    This has worked well in the three previous years, and they now have me mulching after hand-weeding the beds that don't get any of the fruit and leaves, as the weed burden is huge (grass, hairy bitter-cress, cleavers, hog-weed, wild geum and others).

    Recently, I was asked to remove remainder of fruit/leaves, as they've been told that it will poison the ground.

    Your thoughts, please...
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

  • #2
    Who told them?

    (Hope that doesn't sound abrupt!)
    Last edited by KittyColdNose; 19-03-2014, 06:01 PM.
    When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
    If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by KittyColdNose View Post
      Who told them?
      Someone who doesn't know anything about gardening!

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      • #4
        Or has never been in a wood.

        Do they not trust the judgement of the person they employ?
        Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/

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        • #5
          Can't see it poisoning anything thought it's natures way of self fertilising!
          In the following link you can follow my recent progress on the plot

          https://www.youtube.com/user/darcyvuqua?feature=watch

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          • #6
            Ask them for evidence G4.
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            • #7
              I've been working there for several years, and we get on famously, but they know little about gardening. However, they are learning all the time, and the Husband is thoroughly enjoying his garden, and had spent pots of money getting everything 'sorted' to his satisfaction.

              This getting 'sorted' has involved the hiring of an elderly, erm 'gentleman' for want of a better term, as a labourer-cum-handyman. Now, he's 'old school' (I'm told he can neither read nor write) but knows nada about gardening. Less than me, even. When I asked him who had been daft enough to tell the owners that the rotting leaves/fruit was poisoning the soil, he went all coy, and muttered something about always liking to remove stuff like that.

              Naturally, me being me, I put him straight. But I now have to find a tactful way of telling these people that Pillock-chops doesn't know what he's talking about. I have no time for him, personally, (I have encountered 'his ways' previously) but I don't want to upset the arrangements, as he is a useful odd-job man, and can do lots that I can't. (Like shinning up trees with a (running) chainsaw dangling from one hand !!!)
              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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              • #8
                Are you sure he's not just saying that to keep himself in a job!
                In the following link you can follow my recent progress on the plot

                https://www.youtube.com/user/darcyvuqua?feature=watch

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                • #9
                  I think you may have hit the nail squarely on the head, Darcy. Whenever I'm not there (Chum and I go one day a week this time of year) he comes up with imaginary jobs that need doing. Many of which are actually counter-productive to the welfare of the plants and trees.

                  Not all 'old Fellas' are green-fingered, sadly, and this one is actually a ruddy liability (I have worked 'with him' in the past). I don't want to upset things there, and I don't want to come across as a 'know-all' but at the same time, I don't want him 'interfering' in my work. It doesn't matter to me that they are wealthy, they need sound advice as much as anyone does.
                  All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                  Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                  • #10
                    I had one of these - a retired person who did some work on my allotment for me when it was getting a bit too much. He sounded very knowledgeable I am sure but I knew some of the stuff he was telling me was complete nonsense.
                    He made me laugh once when he said I had red spider mite all over the beds in early spring and I needed to spray. In fact they were red velvet mites and are one of the good guys.
                    Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                    • #11
                      Could I point out that anyone who climbs a tree with a powered up chain saw is a complete and utter dangerous pillock not only to himself but to those around him.

                      I doubt he wears the correct protective equipment so one slip and there would be chewed up bone and claret everywhere. He would not be the first idiot to decapitate himself doing this sort of thing and your clients would find themselves centre square in the following investigations.

                      Potty wincing at the thought
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                      • #12
                        I have known many utter pillocks both old and young, this gentleman was obviously a pillock when he was young, it does'nt just develop at age 65. In fact some pillocks I know are teenagers. So please lets not always identify stupidity with age. Normaly I would ignore this but there are those on here quick to attack any antifeminism whether deserved of not. As i have found out.
                        Older people should not be equated with stupidity and in some if not most cases bring with them a wealth of experience that deserves respect.
                        photo album of my garden in my profile http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...my+garden.html

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bill HH View Post
                          I have known many utter pillocks both old and young, this gentleman was obviously a pillock when he was young, it does'nt just develop at age 65. In fact some pillocks I know are teenagers. So please lets not always identify stupidity with age. Normaly I would ignore this but there are those on here quick to attack any antifeminism whether deserved of not. As i have found out.
                          Older people should not be equated with stupidity and in some if not most cases bring with them a wealth of experience that deserves respect.
                          But also the youth should not be tarred with the same brush also I'm not getting into a debate about age or sex but anyone can be an idiot!




                          But





                          It's usually me
                          In the following link you can follow my recent progress on the plot

                          https://www.youtube.com/user/darcyvuqua?feature=watch

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                          • #14
                            Hmmm......this reminds me of my next door neighbour who was going to plant as line of leylandii . She was told by a "tree surgeon" friend from her church who reckoned that the soil nest to the wall was acid and they were the only things that would grow there ...I told her he was talking out of his derriere and gave here a list of what would grow and also offered to test her soil (which he hadn't done) .
                            Sometimes you have to run the risk of offending to put things straight...
                            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                            a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                            You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                            • #15
                              By coincidence I've been reading about Piddocks...................whether young or old, they are incredibly boring. So boring that they can burrow into rocks..............and are responsible for the wholly, holey stones I found on the beach today.
                              Piddocks – anything but boring

                              But I digress, sorry for the tangentisation It was a new word for me so felt bound to share it

                              As you were.....................

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