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To be sung to the tune of 'Darling Clementine'.

Joe he were a young cordwangler
monging greebles did he go
And he loved a bogler's daughter
by the name of Chiswick Flo

Vain she was and like a grusset,
Though her ganderparts were fine
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line

So he stole a wogglers moulie
For to make a wedding ring
but the Bow Street runners caught him
And the judge said "you will swing"

So they hung him by the postern
nailed his moulies to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence

There's a moral to this story
Though your cordwangle be poor
Keep your hands off others moulies
For it is against the laaaaaw

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Zebedee
"Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

Don't know that song so could not sing along, words are good though

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No mater when time you set out, you always get there at the same time

The men in white suits still haven't found you then Zebedee????

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That is why I don't tell them I live on the Isle of Wight.

Oh, Sod.

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Zebedee
"Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

Originally recorded by the late great Rambling Syd Rumpo I believe wasn't it?

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ntg

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
A large group of professionals built the Titanic

http://grief-encounters.blogspot.com/

Ah, an afficianado of the art of the 'genuine' country song. I'm glad I'm not alone, Nick.

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Zebedee
"Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

Your never alone with Schizophrenia Zeb

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ntg

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark.
A large group of professionals built the Titanic

http://grief-encounters.blogspot.com/

I'm not even going to try this one, I'll leave it to Ramblin' Syd

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Regards, Jane
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? The creative adult is the child who has survived.
Ursula LeGuin
http://www.etribes.com/madderbat

Ah, I'm in two minds about Schizophrenia. I did go to a phsychiatrist, but he charged me £50 each!

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Zebedee
"Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"