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    Today, I discovered that spreadsheets cannot be trusted, LottieDolly cannot do Morse Code, and there is no Santa emoticon on order for the Vine.
    What stories of shattered illusions do you Grapes have ?
    (Tears or laughter equally welcome, I'm very bored here. )
    There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

    Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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    My shattered illusion - Snohare gets bored

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    • #3
      It gets worse Veggie - I get bored, and I was supposed to be doing housework !
      There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

      Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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      • #4
        That's just a case of cause and effect. Adopt my Motto - if its boring don't do it!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by snohare View Post
          It gets worse Veggie - I get bored, and I was supposed to be doing housework

          then get on with it ,do like me,do a bit,THEN come on here,it gets done then,

          my shattered illusions today are,the maid did not show up,and the fairies have gone elsewhere,me as usual
          sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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          • #6
            I looked at a mirror today and it cracked - another shattered illusion

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            • #7
              I was under the illusion the weather would be nicer than it is.
              Sunshine and showers were forecast - what have we got? - cold, grey, damp, dismal and depressing

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              • #8
                I looked at a mirror today and it cracked - another shattered illusion
                Were you crazed, woman ? These things always shatter upon reflection...

                Here I was expecting tales of how people discovered that Father Christmas didn't come down the chimney, and I discover that Grapes have faulty picture hooks...
                There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

                Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by snohare View Post
                  Here I was expecting tales of how people discovered that Father Christmas didn't come down the chimney,
                  That's another of my illusions shattered - Thanks, Snohare

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by snohare View Post
                    It gets worse Veggie - I get bored, and I was supposed to be doing housework !
                    I cleaned the bathroom only because its raining outside.
                    Location....East Midlands.

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                    • #11
                      I was under the illusion that you could grow P***nips in 2 months........
                      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                      Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                      Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                      KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by snohare View Post
                        Here I was expecting tales of how people discovered that Father Christmas didn't come down the chimney...
                        He doesn't?? You'll be telling us next that reindeer don't fly!
                        Location - Leicestershire - Chisit-land
                        Endless wonder.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by mothhawk View Post
                          He doesn't?? You'll be telling us next that reindeer don't fly!
                          Sorry Mothhawk, apparently not but I believe pigs do.
                          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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                          Official Member Of The Nutters Club - Rwanda Branch.
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                          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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                          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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                          • #14
                            Lance Armstrong. Git.
                            Le Sarramea https://jgsgardening.blogspot.com/

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                            • #15
                              Ryan Giggs..anyone
                              I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives....


                              ...utterly nutterly
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