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08-01-2007, 04:51 PM
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 quick, cleanish joke A man goes to a fancy dress party, carrying his girlfriend on his back. The host asked "What have YOU come as?" The man replied "I'm a tortoise. This is Michelle!" Get it? Eh? Hm?
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08-01-2007, 05:19 PM
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| I get it... Me shell/ Michelle lol good one 
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08-01-2007, 05:35 PM
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| My friends girlfriend is called Michelle. He lives in a big brown paper bag. His name is Rustle 
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08-01-2007, 08:48 PM
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| Oh no ... groan  Not another joke series??
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08-01-2007, 09:18 PM
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| Keep 'em coming folks - I need cheering up! |
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08-01-2007, 09:22 PM
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| Well Rustle lives next door to an Indian guy who lives in a matchbox, Ram edin
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08-01-2007, 09:28 PM
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| Oh dear, I must be in a bad way!! It took me ten minutes to figure that one out! |
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08-01-2007, 10:10 PM
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| What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dug.
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08-01-2007, 10:12 PM
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| But Doug lives next door to the bloke with a car on his head- Jack
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08-01-2007, 10:14 PM
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| and he was married to the egyptian who didnt try to sell you a carpet Asif
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08-01-2007, 10:17 PM
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| Man goes to the doctor, with a bump on his head. Doctor says, seems to be a spot, heres some cream, if it doesn't get better after a week come back. Week later the man is back. Look doctor, its got worse, there's stuff poking out of the middle. Doctor says heres some stronger ointment, try it. Another week later the man is back again wearing a hat. When he takes the hat off there's a huge spot, with a small tree gowing out of the middle and grass surrounding it. Aah, says the doctor, don't worry, it's just a beauty spot.
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08-01-2007, 11:29 PM
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| How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler...
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09-01-2007, 12:06 AM
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| A man goes to the Dr and says "I cant stop singing the green green grass of home" The Dr says "thats cos you have Tom Jones Syndrome" Man says "is it rare" Dr replys "it's not unusual"
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09-01-2007, 08:34 AM
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| LOL! Had a run of these and not so clean ones over christmas dinner. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
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09-01-2007, 11:19 AM
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| A man with a stiff neck? Rick
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09-01-2007, 12:36 PM
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| I think we will soon have (including this and other threads) the world's largest collection of daft but very clean jokes.
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09-01-2007, 12:44 PM
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| Makes moderating easier! |
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09-01-2007, 04:37 PM
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| Did you hear about the lady who had a five pound note in each ear? She was ten pound in arrears! Another one! Man goes to the doctor with a cherry in one ear, a bit of cake in the other ear, and custard all over his head. He said to the doctor "I can't hear anything!" The doctor said "That's because you're a trifle deaf!"
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09-01-2007, 08:45 PM
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| Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only his Y front. Host says "what have you come as?" Man replies " Premature ejaculation" oh sorry it had to be clean
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