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    Bristol is just over the bridge.
    Last edited by Kirk; 14-01-2016, 12:08 PM.

  • #2
    do you think they'd let her take her pointy stick?!!!

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    • #3
      Hahaha!! Can you imagine it
      The only times I've been in the presence of a TV camera, I've collapsed in giggles. One memorable time, after 3 takes, they said, we'll do it again without sound - just do the actions
      It would be good for the puppies though, they could upstage Monty's dog and show how good they are at jumping on veg beds and pulling up plants.
      Thanks for your "confidence" though, Kirk.
      VC wanders off, chuckling and wondering what gardening outfit to wear
      Last edited by veggiechicken; 14-01-2016, 12:39 PM. Reason: missing an l

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mrswadders View Post
        do you think they'd let her take her pointy stick?!!!
        I'd call it a "dibber" but it could be useful with some of the presenters

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        • #5
          I think many of our grapes could be very knowledgeable presenters, not least because they do all of their own gardening instead of having a team to help them.

          I'd love to see some of our grapes start their own YouTube channels. We have many experts in their own way and we could have

          Practical gardening with BigMallly
          Small garden planning with Penellype
          Pots, tubs and dustbins with er.... PotsTubsDustbins
          Daft birds and melon hammocks explained with Norfolkgrey
          And of course... Gardening with puppies by veggiechicken
          It's a shame FB doesn't seem to be around anymore, he would ideal to present a channel on the care of fruit trees.

          So come on, get yourself a helper to hold the camera (or a tripod) and let's see those videos

          Apologies to all of the experts I didn't mention, the above were just a few example off the top of my head.
          Posted on an iPad so apologies for any randomly auto-corrected gobbledegook

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Kirk View Post

            Oh, seems I can see VC in action in her big forest in searching a place for planting particular plant . can't never imaging VC planting in a boxed garden like Monty

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            Monty Vs VC


            1. Monty has emplyees to prepare a location ready for the next episode and

            VC makes an episode to search and prepare a space for any veg -- hope she gets enough slot to finish off

            2.Monty has dog just fallows him.. and

            VC fallows puppies to find an area for that episode.


            one thing Monty doesn't have and VC is proud of is :

            'Brassica cage' play area for puppies . there are 3 or 4 brassica plants in that big cage so we are supposed to say that brassica cage only


            so VC will have fair chances of entertaining us being part of GW presenter. got bored of MD and others though !

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            • #7
              I used to be a radio and occasionally TV presenter many years ago - mainly politics and local affairs, but would have loved to present a gardening programme.
              What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
              Pumpkin pi.

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              • #8
                I'd get to the end of an hour's gardening slot and not mention plants once
                Might have to rename the programme to "Losing the plot with VC and her puppies"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by skeggijon View Post
                  I used to be a radio and occasionally TV presenter......would have loved to present a gardening programme.
                  What are you waiting for Jon? Go for it! All you need is a camera and a YouTube channel. Post the link on here when the first video is up
                  Posted on an iPad so apologies for any randomly auto-corrected gobbledegook

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                  • #10
                    I know it's been done before, but wish one of the channels would do an exclusively allotment based gardening programme as a regular series. Surely there's enough of us out there to give it enough viewers.
                    What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
                    Pumpkin pi.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by spamvindaloo View Post
                      What are you waiting for Jon? Go for it! All you need is a camera and a YouTube channel. Post the link on here when the first video is up
                      I have actually been considering doing a youtube channel this year, but depends on the progress of my shoulder problems - don't want to have to call it 'gardening with the hunchback of lincolnshire'.
                      What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
                      Pumpkin pi.

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                      • #12
                        Some how I don't think our VC with her forthright attitude, common sense and pointy stick would go down to well with the ever so PC BBC.

                        The high light of the show would be Monty pointy stick between bottom cheeks being run down the path by our very own VC.

                        Now that I would pay money to see.
                        Potty by name Potty by nature.

                        By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


                        We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

                        Aesop 620BC-560BC

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Potstubsdustbins View Post
                          Some how I don't think our VC with her forthright attitude, common sense and pointy stick would go down to well with the ever so PC BBC.

                          The high light of the show would be Monty pointy stick between bottom cheeks being run down the path by our very own VC.

                          Now that I would pay money to see.
                          just had a flash back to Benny hill!

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                          • #14
                            VC would be great, each week there could be a new challenge for the following week. Just think of all the seeds going into the VSP each year when Monty has a clear out

                            Originally posted by spamvindaloo View Post
                            Daft birds and melon hammocks explained with Norfolkgrey
                            That just sounds dodgy, least everyone elses sounded gardeney

                            Originally posted by Potstubsdustbins View Post
                            Some how I don't think our VC with her forthright attitude, common sense and pointy stick would go down to well with the ever so PC BBC.

                            The high light of the show would be Monty pointy stick between bottom cheeks being run down the path by our very own VC.
                            Poor ole Monty, he'd want a pay rise or health care working with VC

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
                              I'd get to the end of an hour's gardening slot and not mention plants once
                              You would be perfect for Gardeners World then.
                              .......because you're thinking of putting the kettle on and making a pot of tea perhaps, you old weirdo. (Veggie Chicken - 25/01/18)

                              My Youtube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnC..._as=subscriber

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