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    Piskie's Official Welcome to Ollietopia Inc

    May I, on behalf of the members of the Executive Board Of Directors of Ollietopia Inc, take this opportunity to welcome Piskie to our little team. Ollie will no doubt be along to discuss pay scales and sickness benefits with you shortly.

    Like your new strapline too
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    Quite the team we've put together now!

    Ollietopia is an unique organisation, we don't have any assets, materiel, stock or physical product. This means our overheads are so low (non-existant) that we're the first ever economic-downturn-proof employer. So we'll never have to make anyone redundant.
    Of course the disadvantage is that pay and benefits are awful, but there's also very little work to do making it an extremely fun place to be employed!

    Keep up the good work team!
    Current Executive Board Members at Ollietopia Inc:
    Snadger - Director of Poetry
    RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
    Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
    Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
    piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews

    WikiGardener a subsidiary of Ollietopia Inc.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
      ..Ollietopia is an unique organisation...
      Quite so

      ..........
      aka
      Suzie

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      • #4
        Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
        Quite the team we've put together now!

        Ollietopia is an unique organisation, we don't have any assets, materiel, stock or physical product. This means our overheads are so low (non-existant) that we're the first ever economic-downturn-proof employer. So we'll never have to make anyone redundant.
        Of course the disadvantage is that pay and benefits are awful, but there's also very little work to do making it an extremely fun place to be employed!

        Keep up the good work team!
        Gissa Job?
        Don't you need an ambassador in France?
        http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...gs/jardiniere/

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jardiniere View Post
          Don't you need an ambassador in France?
          With the 6 Nations up and coming (whoooop whooop) I'd say so
          aka
          Suzie

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          • #6
            Piskie, I keep missing the Board Meetings - remind me when the next one comes around!
            And welcome aboard to Ollietopia - it's great here!
            Last edited by Jeanied; 04-02-2010, 10:27 AM.
            Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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            • #7
              And an ambassador for Scotland I should say! Not to mention Wales and Ulster.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jardiniere View Post
                Gissa Job?...
                I was going to say that!
                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                • #9
                  Surprised you don't have your namesake on the board....

                  TOPIA, OLLIE - Census Data Research Online :: Demographic Results Found
                  A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                  BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                  Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

                  What would Vedder do?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                    Surprised you don't have your namesake on the board....

                    TOPIA, OLLIE - Census Data Research Online :: Demographic Results Found
                    Ah, but if you notice Ollie himself is not actually listed as a board member (I think its a tax dodge )

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pumpkin Becki View Post
                      Ah, but if you notice Ollie himself is not actually listed as a board member (I think its a tax dodge )
                      Ah I see - wise, velly wise.
                      A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

                      BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

                      Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.

                      What would Vedder do?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Pumpkin Becki View Post
                        ... (I think its a tax dodge )
                        I heard The Boss was in washing money
                        *taps nose
                        aka
                        Suzie

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by piskieinboots View Post
                          I heard The Boss was in washing money
                          *taps nose
                          *whispers conspiritorially* Shhhh! If he gets wind of this he'll have my guts for garters!!

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                          • #14
                            Well at least he's got washed knees
                            Hayley B

                            John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

                            An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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                            • #15
                              how do you know
                              aka
                              Suzie

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