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  • The perfect allotment

    Rain every night, a good steady fall,
    Warm sun all day, and no wind at all.
    Earth light and soft, easy to seed,
    No couch at all, not even a weed.
    All seeds germinate, the carrots no gaps,
    Just simple thinning, I was a happy lass.


    Broad beans grew well, no sign of black fly,
    Runners went mad reaching for the sky.
    Pigeons found other brassicas to munch,
    Sparrows did not want my peas for lunch.
    No slugs seen, there was not a snail,
    Across the ground, no silvery trail.

    Molluscs and birds left strawberries alone,
    Red and ripe but firm they had grown.
    With currants and gooseberries the bushes were bowed,
    Salad crops, in abundance grew all around,
    Parsnips and carrots were long straight and true.

    Potatoes were large, the best I have seen,
    No scab or holes, soil fell away clean.
    Harvesting produce, the weather just right,
    Not one insect wanted to bite.
    Suddenly the sound of wind and of rain,
    I had fallen asleep in the shed again!
    Dont worry about tomorrow, live for today

  • #2
    We've all had dreams like that!
    Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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    • #3
      What a lovely poem! Well done allotment lady! I just wish I was as talented as that - no chance!
      Bernie aka DDL

      Appreciate the little things in life because one day you will realise they are the big things

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      • #4
        Fabulous...we've got alot of talent here on the Vine, haven't we!

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        • #5
          Sounds like a lovely place, sign me up
          WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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          • #6
            D'you know, that brought a little tear to my eye How beautiful.
            Specially poignant as I have just been onto my lottie today for the first time in 3 months, I have sooooo missed it.

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            • #7
              Brilliant poem Allotment lady but alas not a perfect allotment for me!

              I like problem solving, working around the little suprises that nature springs upon us. Anyone can garden on an easy plot to manage, but it takes a true gardener to grow crops against all adversity on a pest ridden, sodden, crap soiled, windy, woe begotten blot on the landscape infested with clubroot, onion white rot, keel slugs, couch grass and wood pigeons!

              Bring it on, I say, "Do your worst Mother nature, you don't phase me, I WILL prevail"!

              I wonder how long it would be before I got bored with a utopic allotment anyway?

              Nice thought though.........for a moment!
              My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
              to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

              Diversify & prosper


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              • #8
                Great poem Allotment Lady.
                I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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                • #9
                  Thank you!!...
                  Dont worry about tomorrow, live for today

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                  • #10
                    Great........loved it!

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                    • #11
                      Wow Wow Wow!

                      Well Allotmentlady, that poem is great!
                      That poem that you did create
                      Was funny and fab,
                      You certainly had the gift of the poetry gab!
                      It was fresh and cool,
                      that veggie poem was a jewel!

                      x
                      Stacey x ♫

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by happybunny View Post
                        Wow Wow Wow!

                        Well Allotmentlady, that poem is great!
                        That poem that you did create
                        Was funny and fab,
                        You certainly had the gift of the poetry gab!
                        It was fresh and cool,
                        that veggie poem was a jewel!

                        x
                        I forgot you were a bit of a poet yourself happybunny! Very good also!
                        My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                        to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                        Diversify & prosper


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