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    Out of the Mouths of Babes.....

    Another classic from grand-daughter.
    Standing in the village square on Sunday morning waiting for the start of the Remembrance Service.
    Rev'd Rob - in full dress robes - came up for a brief chat then went off to greet others.
    Lowen observed him solemnly for a second or two then said,
    "Nanny Raine, why is Rob wearing a dress?"
    When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!
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    ............ and you said?
    Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you are probably right.
    Edited: for typo, thakns VC

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    • #3
      He's rehearsing for Children in Need?

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        My grandbairn came out with a humdinger the other day when I was perched on a ladder braying a hole through the wall.

        "Grandad" he sez "Why aren't you like normal Grandads?"............." How do you mean" sez I?

        "Well..........youre always knocking walls down or building stuff"

        I nearly fell off the ladder!
        My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
        to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

        Diversify & prosper


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          I wonder what he thinks is "normal"? Pipe and slippers? I'd take it as a compliment, Snadge.
          When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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            When my brother got married, it was a very long and drawn out occasion which lasted for a long time. Somewhere near the end of the ceremony, my nephew (about 4 at the time) said in a very loud voice - it's OK mummy said it will be finished soon!
            A garden is a lovesome thing, God wot! (Thomas Edward Brown)

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              My 4 year old nephew said to his mom "i learned a swear word at school today"."it started with **** and ended with ****." i dread to think what was in between!

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                My all time favourite one by my daughter (8):
                Made Pizzas in cookery club, I asked her what was on the top, she said "grated cheese, tomatoes, a hint of garlic and a pinch of origami!"

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                • #9
                  Just after passing my driving test I took my nephew out in the car, as we were getting in he said, who's driving ? me I said, his response was ' dont crash will you ' !!! Many years later when he passed his driving test I said ' dont crash will you'. lol
                  Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
                  and ends with backache

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                    Many years ago, my neighbour's two small grandchildren were being driven home, when one realised they hadn't seen my cat that was always around - it had recently been killed on the road.

                    "We didn't see Bumble" says one child

                    "Hmm, here comes the conversation about death" thought the parents. "Well, he was a silly cat and crossed the road without looking. A car hit him and hurt him very badly and now he isn't here any more" "Will that cover it?" they thought.

                    A long silence followed. A deep breath, and then "Daddy?........"

                    "Yes?......."








                    "What sort of car was it?"
                    Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you are probably right.
                    Edited: for typo, thakns VC

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