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    Oops... taxi for Seahorse!

    Fancied a tipple tonight, so me and my four kids got our boots on and headed off to the Co-Op up the road. It's normally a quiet street and as I was feeling quite mellow and like to keep them entertained, on our way home I was merrily swinging my bottle of red in time to my rousing rendition of 'Whiskey in the Jar'... when my 7 year old pipes up 'Mummy, did you know Mrs [Chair of School Governers] is behind us?'.

    Think that might be one less Christmas card to write
    I was feeling part of the scenery
    I walked right out of the machinery
    My heart going boom boom boom
    "Hey" he said "Grab your things
    I've come to take you home."
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    LMAO credit crunching on the crimbo card list there Seahorse?
    Never test the depth of the water with both feet

    The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory....

    Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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    • #3
      Blimey! Thought I only made gaffs like that!
      Bernie aka DDL

      Appreciate the little things in life because one day you will realise they are the big things

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Seahorse
        ...I was merrily swinging my bottle of red in time to my rousing rendition of 'Whiskey in the Jar'... when my 7 year old pipes up 'Mummy, did you know Mrs [Chair of School Governers] is behind us?'.
        Didn't she want to join in?

        ...but not everyone is a Thin Lizzy fan!
        To see a world in a grain of sand
        And a heaven in a wild flower

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        • #5
          Priceless!!!! truly excellent
          Kirsty b xx

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          • #6
            You never know,she might ask you to join the PTA tomorrow!
            (we have some of our meetings at the local pub!)
            the fates lead him who will;him who won't they drag.

            Happiness is not having what you want,but wanting what you have.xx

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            • #7
              She may have been singing along (quietly) - I know I would have been (loudly)

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              • #8
                Nice one missus!

                Parents were designed to embarrass their kids - unfortunately they'll spend the rest of their lives getting their own back!
                All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                • #9
                  I used to be one of those. . .I'd have joined in!
                  Life is too short for drama & petty things!
                  So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

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                  • #10
                    I love this - exactly the kind of thing I would do!

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                    • #11
                      Should have been singing "School's out".
                      The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                      Brian Clough

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                      • #12
                        I have just been to the school for a meeting what greeted us as we walked through the door ? Wine , red or white and orange and apple juice.
                        I like your style lol
                        Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
                        and ends with backache

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                        • #13
                          Brilliant! Could have been worse, you could have been making your kids join in and having THEM carry the bottle, ha ha!

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