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    My eldest daughter's class are doing a 'flour baby' project for a week. The idea is that each child has a bag of flour that they should treat as if it's a human baby, carrying it around, 'feeding' it, 'changing it', generally making sure it's looked after. The point of course being that kids get a little taster of how much work it can be and are perhaps inspired to be 'careful' as they get older.

    So, this morning, my daughter presented me with 'Neil'. What I meant to say was 'Babies are a lot of responsibility and a great deal of hard work' but the actual words that leapt, unbidden and unexpected, from my mouth were 'Ohhhhh, my first grandchild! Can I hold him? Shall we get him some clothes?' D'oh!

    Aww, dear little Neil, he's a bit plain but I love him anyway!
    I was feeling part of the scenery
    I walked right out of the machinery
    My heart going boom boom boom
    "Hey" he said "Grab your things
    I've come to take you home."

  • #2
    Should have had self-raising Seahorse, their sooo much easier!!

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    • #3
      I'm hoping he'll turn out well bred
      I was feeling part of the scenery
      I walked right out of the machinery
      My heart going boom boom boom
      "Hey" he said "Grab your things
      I've come to take you home."

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      • #4
        I am sure your knead him into shape.

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        • #5
          She'll possibly 'roux' the whole experience, dough you think?
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          • #6
            I am sure she will rise to the challenge

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            • #7
              What sort of things are you going to knit then Granny? I suppose there's no point in knitting bootees?
              To see a world in a grain of sand
              And a heaven in a wild flower

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              • #8
                Just keep it in a dry, air-tight place.

                Wait, is that babies or flour?
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                Snadger - Director of Poetry
                RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
                Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
                Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
                piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews

                WikiGardener a subsidiary of Ollietopia Inc.

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                • #9
                  At yeast he won't loaf around.

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                  • #10
                    Hopefully she'll enjoy the 'roll', you never know she could have 'bun' a good parent. And now she'll have had the experience just in 'cakes'.

                    (I'm running low!)
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                    Snadger - Director of Poetry
                    RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
                    Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
                    Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
                    piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews

                    WikiGardener a subsidiary of Ollietopia Inc.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by OllieMartin View Post
                      (I'm running low!)
                      Maybe we should be leaven before these puns get any more crumby!

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                      • #12
                        Wheat a minute, I think I've got another one!
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                        RedThorn - Chief Interrobang Officer
                        Pumpkin Becki - Head of Dremel Multi-Tool Sales & Marketing and Management Support
                        Jeanied - Olliecentric Eulogy Minister
                        piskieinboots - Ambassador of 2-word Media Reviews

                        WikiGardener a subsidiary of Ollietopia Inc.

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                        • #13
                          Madmax says 'it goes against the grain' but he wanted to join in the thread
                          Happy Gardening,
                          Shirley

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                          • #14
                            This thread is getting a bit of a battering, finding it difficult to sieve out the important bits, will the mods knock it back.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by teb View Post
                              this thread is getting a bit of a battering, finding it difficult to sieve out the important bits, will the mods knock it back.
                              dough!!!:d:d
                              Happy Gardening,
                              Shirley

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