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  • Nurses please !!!

    It started last night with sneezing and that taste of brazil nut in the back of the throat (anyone else get that?).

    Today it is fully loaded, knobs and whistles man flu.

    Can I have volunteer nurses please as I may expire at any moment.

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    Argh! The Taste Of Brazil Nut! I know it and it's yuck! You clearly are very man-ill.

    I have the outfit ('twas a good party ) but no skills beyond 'can I get you a Lemsip?' I'm afraid.
    I don't roll on Shabbos

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    • #3
      Sorry can't help you...I'm a Vet Nurse...so don't have the appropriate qualifications to look after you!

      Brazil nut taste...nice!
      I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about!!

      Our Blog - http://chancecottage.blogspot.com/

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      • #4
        Go and make me a cup of tea then I'll think about giving you some sympathy!

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        • #5
          lol Amanda!!
          I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about!!

          Our Blog - http://chancecottage.blogspot.com/

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          • #6
            Sorry to hear you are poorly Piggie - you are welcome to perch on the sofa with a poorly Madmax and younger son. All sympathy doled out in large quantities along with beer, brandy and good old fashioned British cooking.
            Happy Gardening,
            Shirley

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            • #7
              My OH swears by hot whisky and lemonade. I think it`s just an excuse.
              I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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              • #8
                You know you said last weekend you were knacked, and you slept in? That's because you were coming down with your virus-thing.

                Lots of liquids and rest - you know the drill.

                Woebetide you if you do expire - you haven't finished the diy yet, have you?

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                • #9
                  Oh dear. Glad I didn't pop down for those toms/peppers now.

                  I've been doing this since my last horrid cough/cold/flu at the first signs of symptoms and haven't been ill since:

                  Hydrogen peroxide in the ears for the flu and colds?

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                  • #10
                    That doesn't sound much fun PW Just for you, I shall don my Matron's uniform. I should warn you that I'm very strict though

                    Hope you feel better soon!
                    I was feeling part of the scenery
                    I walked right out of the machinery
                    My heart going boom boom boom
                    "Hey" he said "Grab your things
                    I've come to take you home."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
                      Oh dear. Glad I didn't pop down for those toms/peppers now.

                      I've been doing this since my last horrid cough/cold/flu at the first signs of symptoms and haven't been ill since:

                      Hydrogen peroxide in the ears for the flu and colds?
                      you had better pop down whilst I am still alive chuck. Orange bell peppers added to the list.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Seahorse View Post
                        That doesn't sound much fun PW Just for you, I shall don my Matron's uniform. I should warn you that I'm very strict though

                        Hope you feel better soon!
                        My saviour, come on down.

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                        • #13
                          Can I suggest hot whiskey with lemon and cloves.
                          Sorry I can't deliver in person but its the best way I know to help sweat the dreaded flu out of you.
                          Take this 3 times daily and stay in bed and you should be fine.

                          Hugs and best wishes for a speedy recovery.

                          P.S. Has to be Jemesons whiskey of course, otherwise it just does'nt work.

                          And when your back stops aching,
                          And your hands begin to harden.
                          You will find yourself a partner,
                          In the glory of the garden.

                          Rudyard Kipling.sigpic

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                          • #14
                            Hope you feel better soon m8,, mabee we should have a thread entitled "illnessess and whats wrong etc " then all the same things could be in one place,,,, sorry pw hope you feel better soon..... btw please dont ban me for my opinion

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                            • #15
                              Sets Sat Nav for Leicester and loads the car with homemade Sloe Gin - cures everything in my house .

                              I would wear a Nurse's uniform, but it'd need strong buttons

                              In the meantime, take plenty of liquid, some of it water so you don't get dehydrated, and pamper yourself. Everything else can wait.
                              All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                              Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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