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    I love this! I use all nine words and its very true!
    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine..

    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

    (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

    (9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

    “If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

    "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson

    Charles Churchill : A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal
    .

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    Superb!! And applies to so many areas of my life, not just the marital one!!

    The men at work have learned to fear my 'Loud Sigh'!!
    Last edited by Pumpkin Becki; 26-01-2010, 04:59 PM.

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    • #3
      So true
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      • #4
        Hilarious! "Loud sigh" can mean so many things...

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        • #5
          You forgot "Maybe" which means absolutely not but I can't be bothered to argue about it
          WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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          • #6
            Of course the most potent thing is totally non-verbal and almost silent, the LOOK (sometimes with audible breath, in or out, varies with severity, in which case DUCK!)
            There are a few major varieties, which have similar meanings to the words (but on the whole more so).
            One important one is the "chin down and sideways LOOK", which tends to mean "who do you think you are fooling?"
            Flowers come in too many colours to see the world in black-and-white.

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            • #7
              I'm tired - means exactly that!
              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

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              • #8
                Loved the list Weekendwellies - so much so that I decided to work on it as I get the impression that some of these 9 words are not quite right for me - so here is my version!
                1) Fine : that's for when I really can't be bothered to tell anyone just how really bad it is, especially when the 'how are you?' question is being asked by someone who doesn't want to know the real answer
                2) Five minutes: that's when I am being nagged and I really mean 'give my head peace'
                3) Nothing: that means I'm so disappointed that you can't tell the glaringly obvious - it also means I'm biting my tongue
                4) Go ahead : well I've tried warning you but it has got to the stage where you need to learn for yourself
                5) Loud sigh: this means it is all getting sooo tedious, can I really be bothered?
                6)That's OK: I can handle the disappointment, I'll live - I've survived worse!
                7) Thanks: I use this to prove I'm not invisible - intended to draw attention to the fact that I'm a real person and I am grateful for some kindness - it has been riposted by a cheeky 'you're welcome!'
                8) Whatever : I use this as a much more trendy version of no 5
                9) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: this really means, why have I been condemned to suffer such incompetence all around me? - but is only used after quite a bit of loud sighing.
                Now I feel mean about spending so much time on a negative - but it is a great thread!
                Last edited by Jeanied; 26-01-2010, 08:44 PM.
                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                • #9
                  I've perfected the "Paddington Bear Stare" down to fine art .

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                  • #10
                    Thought it would be interesting to compare the meanings if spoken by a man.
                    Fine - it's not really, but I'm trying to pretend how reasonable I am.
                    Five minutes - Never
                    Nothing - I'm guilty of something, but hope if I deny it, I'll get away with it.
                    Go ahead - But I'm hoping it goes wrong and you have to come running to me to sort out.
                    Loud sigh - I'm really not very well and want you to be sympathetic and cosset me 'cos this man flu is the worst anyone has ever had to suffer.
                    That's OK - What is she talking about?
                    Thanks - See I'm civilised!
                    Whatever - I haven't been listening to a word you've said and don't want to admit it.
                    Don't worry about it - This will make a great story for the lads down the pub.

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                    • #11
                      Bravo Northmaid, that version made me chuckle
                      Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by northmaid View Post
                        Thought it would be interesting to compare the meanings if spoken by a man.
                        Fine - it's not really, but I'm trying to pretend how reasonable I am.
                        Five minutes - Never
                        Nothing - I'm guilty of something, but hope if I deny it, I'll get away with it.
                        Go ahead - But I'm hoping it goes wrong and you have to come running to me to sort out.
                        Loud sigh - I'm really not very well and want you to be sympathetic and cosset me 'cos this man flu is the worst anyone has ever had to suffer.
                        That's OK - What is she talking about?
                        Thanks - See I'm civilised!
                        Whatever - I haven't been listening to a word you've said and don't want to admit it.
                        Don't worry about it - This will make a great story for the lads down the pub.
                        They just don't speak our language do they?
                        A good beginning is half the work.
                        Praise the young and they will make progress.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by sweetiepea View Post
                          They just don't speak our language do they?
                          Tis no wonder we have such trouble understanding each other, misunderstand each other, and generally dont understand each other.

                          “If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

                          "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson

                          Charles Churchill : A dog will look up on you; a cat will look down on you; however, a pig will see you eye to eye and know it has found an equal
                          .

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pumpkin Becki View Post
                            Superb!! And applies to so many areas of my life, not just the marital one!!

                            The men at work have learned to fear my 'Loud Sigh'!!
                            Thankyou Lady's

                            May I never be in the "s***t" again for something I never knew i did, because now i can read the signs!!

                            I have been told "Whatever" a few times today so more Chocolate is in order!

                            Binley really does Know best!
                            G4-Meteorological mastermind! Stone/String it's all covered!
                            Jeanied- Makes your day complete!!
                            PB- Masteress of Pumpkins!


                            I Don't Know who Dave is...But he's one cool Dude!
                            I Once was a Tuber but with a little practice!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by DarkCrow View Post
                              Thankyou Lady's

                              May I never be in the "s***t" again for something I never knew i did, because now i can read the signs!!

                              I have been told "Whatever" a few times today so more Chocolate is in order!
                              SO TAKE NOTE PLEASE AND PASS ON TO MALE FRIENDS PLEASE!

                              (Somehow I doubt the message will translate though! )
                              A good beginning is half the work.
                              Praise the young and they will make progress.

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