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    Need a laugh?

    Thse will make you laugh or cry, depending on your sense of humour. I choose to alternate between uncontrollable giggles and weeping in despair.

    I am up to my neck in A level Biology papers at the moment and have seen a couple of amusing responses, including the following...

    Q What is the cause of Type I Diabetes?

    A Boris Johnson

    Q What might predispose a person to developing Type II Diabetes?

    A Too many chocolate limes

    and the ones which make me weep...

    Q How might a seal be adapted to spending long periods underwater?

    A The seal has a hole on its head and breathes water in through this
    A The seal photosynthesises using the plants under water

    Q Explain how you might control the environment in a greenhouse and how it affects photosynthesis

    A You can control the temperature using a thermometer
    A You can increase the CO2 content by keeping cows in the greenhouse.

    Now I don't know about you guys, but I knew what a thermometer was for at the age of 11 and I'm pretty sure animals don't photosynthesise...

    However, the Boris Johnson one had me rolling around laughing! I once had a picture of money drawn on a paper, but alas, the bank wouldn't let me cash it...
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    Is it any wonder then that yesterday someone wanted to know how many rows were between F & G and if £157.20 divided by 10 was £12.(yesterday chat thread).
    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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      I just love the mixture of 'wise beyond their years' and 'childlike innocence' that you get with Key Stage 5! And the best is when they are bluffing!
      Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by binley100 View Post
        Is it any wonder then that yesterday someone wanted to know how many rows were between F & G and if £157.20 divided by 10 was £12.(yesterday chat thread).
        Or why for security reasons, all staff should wear their badgers? (yesterday also chat thread - you don't know what you're missing do they Binley?)
        Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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        • #5
          And these are A LEVEL STUDENTS???? Give me strength! I am not suprised, as my friend marks exam papers on Travel and Tourism and she get's some corkers too.
          What REALLY bothers me is that in a few years time these people will be in charge of my medical care....unless of course you give them the big fat "F" grade they deserve!
          When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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          • #6
            Now I don't know about you guys, but I knew what a thermometer was for at the age of 11 and I'm pretty sure animals don't photosynthesise...

            I always thought alligators did cos they are green.
            The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
            Brian Clough

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
              Or why for security reasons, all staff should wear their badgers? (yesterday also chat thread - you don't know what you're missing do they Binley?)
              ..and were they?
              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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              • #8
                Please go to the loo before reading

                silly exam answers | ABCtales
                The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                Brian Clough

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                • #9
                  I am still working out the logistics of getting a cow in the greehouse
                  WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                  • #10
                    Then work out the logistics of how many you can get in there Fi!
                    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                    • #11
                      Gonna need a bigger greenhouse
                      WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                      • #12
                        that's very good bubblewrap,good job i not got a drink near the pooter,or would have had it all over the place,thanks for the laughs viners
                        sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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                        • #13
                          A friend of mine went somewhere & was asked if he could identify himself........................He just looked in a mirror and said "yes that's me"!
                          The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
                          Brian Clough

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                          • #14
                            Laughs?! It's a bladdy good job we can laugh - I actually think it's terrifying!

                            Like Creemteez said - they may well be looking after us all in a few years. They don't want marking down, they need ejamicatin!
                            All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                            Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bubblewrap View Post
                              A friend of mine went somewhere & was asked if he could identify himself........................He just looked in a mirror and said "yes that's me"!
                              lol,twas a good job he could see,and had a good memory
                              sigpicAnother nutter ,wife,mother, nan and nanan,love my growing places,seed collection and sharing,also one of these

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