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    National Poetry Day

    Its National Poetry Day today
    So lets write in rhyme, what do you say?
    A couple of lines about your plot
    Or your hobbies or...what you've got!
    So over to you, my Grapey friends
    Lets have some poems before the day ends
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    Cats, like teenagers, stay away all day
    Stay up late all night
    Lie sleeping until after noon.

    Teenagers, like cats, demand feeding
    As if their hands don’t operate tin openers
    or find the clean dishes.

    Cats, like teenagers, leave fur upon the floor
    Never pick up their clothes
    for the laundry basket

    That rare cat like moments
    When teenagers share their thoughts and purr out loud
    As they describe their day, should be treasured.

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    • #3
      There once was a girl from South Notty
      Who tested the soil with her botty
      She lifted her dress
      Caused others distress
      Which got her a ban from her lotty!

      Bah bum...
      Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

      Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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      • #4
        There was a young girl from Belfast
        Who had a magnificent ass
        You probably think it was roundy and pink
        It had ears, a long tail and ate grass......

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        • #5
          There was a young fella from Leeds,
          Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
          In less than an 'our his **** was a flower,
          And his **** were all covered in weeds.
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          • #6
            Well if you insist,
            although surely you're pi**ed?
            Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made
            By singing-'Oh how beautiful!" and sitting in the shade,
            While better men than we go out and start their working lives
            At grubbing weeds from gravel paths with broken dinner-knives. ~ Rudyard Kipling

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            • #7
              There was a man from Aberdeen
              Grew the biggest onions I had ever seen
              His trick it was fertiliser
              Which made him much wiser
              Than me, an old has been
              Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

              Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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              • #8
                I had a little nut tree
                But never would it grow
                I fed it with the dog pee
                I found in yellow snow
                Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                • #9
                  There once was a girl called Sindy
                  Whose beans made her incredibly windy
                  She ate them each day
                  Which blew her away
                  Was last seen flying in Indy
                  Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                  Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                  • #10
                    Looking like you'll be nominated for Vine Poet Laureate VVG, though goodness knows whether GYO will provide an honorarium and 105 gallons of sherry!
                    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Florence Fennel View Post
                      Looking like you'll be nominated for Vine Poet Laureate VVG, though goodness knows whether GYO will provide an honorarium and 105 gallons of sherry!
                      There once was a lass called Flo
                      Who was handy with a hoe
                      She swung back and forth
                      From South to the North
                      And refused to let her weeds grow
                      Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                      Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                      • #12
                        There once was a grape called Andie
                        Whose fella was incredibly handy
                        He built a raised bed
                        And to him she said
                        I'm feeling incredibly happy...thank you very much
                        Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                        Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                        • #13
                          There once was a grape called VC
                          Who was partial to a pea
                          In receipt of her pack
                          Was somewhat like Jack
                          Sowed in a line, reached Swansea
                          Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                          Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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                          • #14
                            VVG said she's a Virgin
                            Veg Grower who needed no urging
                            She sowed her seeds here
                            And she sowed some more there
                            For on seeds she was always a-splurging

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                            • #15
                              There once was a grape called VC
                              Who wanted to rummage the VSP
                              She was dinky, it was big
                              So she started to dig
                              She wanted that extra pea!
                              Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

                              Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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