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    I employed a new gardener and gave him a list of tasks to do, when I returned he'd only done tasks 1,3,5 and 7 on the list.Turns out he's just an odd job man.
    Gardening forever- housework whenever

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    Groan. The oldioes are the goldios

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      Hee hee hee. You should have employed Even Stevens as well then you'd have it covered.
      Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

      Blog - @Twotheridge: For The Record - Sowing and Growing with a Virgin Veg Grower: Spring Has Now Sprung...Boing! http://vvgsowingandgrowing2012.blogs....html?spref=tw

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      • #4
        Groooooaaaaan!
        Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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        • #5
          I used to employ a gardener who was useless at raking. Never could get it nice and flat. Giving him a bollocking didn't work, it just made him slower.
          Eventually I gave him the sack when I saw him with a spirit level, checking the ground. He said he was doing his level best...
          There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

          Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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          • #6
            Even bigger groan!
            Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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            • #7
              I knew an odd job man, and this joke explains a mystery I never could fathom - why he had an unlisted number...
              There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

              Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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