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  • A moment of calm....

    Am passing this on to you as we could all probably do with a bit more calm in our lives.
    Some doctor on TV last night was saying that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things we have started and haven't finished.
    So, this afternoon I looked around my house to find things I have started and haven't finished so far I have managed to finish a bottle of Merlot a botle of Chardonnay a bodle of Baileies a butle of Wum a pocket of Prongles tha mainder of abot of prozic and Valiuminun scriptins the res of the chesescke ana box a choclitz
    Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plese sen dhis on to dem yu feel ar in ned ov iennr peas. An telum u blody luvum!! XXX

    When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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    Nutter!
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • #3
      Fab. Hope you're not drunk in charge of the icing bag right now Creemteez!
      Last edited by Florence Fennel; 16-08-2011, 07:48 PM.
      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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      • #4
        Joke of the week award.


        Colin
        Potty by name Potty by nature.

        By appointment of VeggieChicken Member of the Nutters club.


        We hang petty thieves and appoint great ones to public office.

        Aesop 620BC-560BC

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        • #5
          Fair play!

          Binley really does Know best!
          G4-Meteorological mastermind! Stone/String it's all covered!
          Jeanied- Makes your day complete!!
          PB- Masteress of Pumpkins!


          I Don't Know who Dave is...But he's one cool Dude!
          I Once was a Tuber but with a little practice!!

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          • #6
            Brill!!!...utterly brill!!!!!
            "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

            Location....Normandy France

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            • #7
              I almost choked on me steamed broccoli there !
              There's no point reading history if you don't use the lessons it teaches.

              Head-hunted member of the Nutter's Club - can I get my cranium back please ?

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              • #8
                Brilliant, pass the chocs
                WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                • #9
                  very clever and very entertaining, as Fiona says, brilliant indeed

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                  • #10
                    Ha! The biggest thing I've started and haven't finshed is my life - and I'm not rushing round the house to try and finish that!
                    Whoever plants a garden believes in the future.

                    www.vegheaven.blogspot.com Updated March 9th - Spring

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                    • #11
                      I laughed till I cried
                      Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better...Albert Einstein

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                      • #12
                        T'is good, innit! I wish I could take credit for it, but a friend of mine Emailed me it - don't know where she got it! Thought you'd all appreciate it!
                        When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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                        • #13
                          Lol!!
                          Last edited by northepaul; 18-08-2011, 11:15 PM.

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