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    Just spotted this .........
    Woman calls 999 over snowman theft
    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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    I heard that on the radio, stupid woman what was she thinking.
    Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
    and ends with backache

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    • #3
      Chatham.

      Nuff said.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by zazen999 View Post
        Chatham.

        Nuff said.
        I can even 'see' the chin lift and eyes to the ceiling when I read this

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        • #5
          Surely the question is WHY?

          Why steal a snow-man
          Why make it with coins and spoons
          Why report it
          WHY WHY WHY

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          • #6
            Originally posted by lizzylemon View Post
            I can even 'see' the chin lift and eyes to the ceiling when I read this
            She's been on the radio - can you see me banging my head against the wall and crushing my hands in a vice?

            Where's that rant thread.

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            • #7
              No words for just how daft that is.....do you reckon she is embarrassed now?
              Kirsty b xx

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              • #8
                Not according to the radio she isn't.

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                • #9
                  Silly mare, the mind boggles
                  WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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                  • #10
                    Wot she said ^^^
                    Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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                    • #11
                      Stooooooooooopid tart. When I heard this on the car radio I wanted to drive to Kent and punch her! I didn't. I expect I wouldn't have been first in the queue.

                      Stooooooooooopid tart!
                      Last edited by Glutton4...; 03-12-2010, 08:05 PM.
                      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
                      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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                      • #12
                        Words just failed me when i read this! And the evidence just melted away


                        paul.
                        Help Wildlife.
                        Take only photos-leave only footprints-Kill only time.

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                        • #13
                          My friend took a 999 call on Christmas day because the womans oven had broken and she didn't know how she would feed the family.....I wouldn't have been so polite, but sadly it is no unique.
                          Karen

                          Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
                          Even a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step!

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