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  • Latest scam from Aldi

    Be warned dudes.

    During the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam
    while out shopping. Simply dropping into Aldi in Dunstable for a bit of
    shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to
    think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. Then they both start cleaning your windscreen. Their large firm young breasts, almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Aldi in Luton.

    You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start
    undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to
    remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling
    all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting
    herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

    I had my wallet stolen on June - 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, 24th, and 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times last
    Saturday and hopefully this coming weekend.

    So Be Warned!

    P.S.Aldi *have wallets on sale for £1.99 each,
    A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

    BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

    Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


    What would Vedder do?

  • #2
    Soddit, no Aldi on the Island!!!

    Zebedee
    "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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    • #3
      Hysterical Wayne! Is this the real reason why you've not been online?

      I needed a good giggle too!

      Jules
      Last edited by julesapple; 30-07-2009, 04:29 PM.
      Jules

      Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

      ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

      Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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      • #4
        You've obviously perked up a bit after your allotment woes thread .

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Pumpkin Becki View Post
          You've obviously perked up a bit after your allotment woes thread .
          Like a free diver - I'm never down for too long!
          A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

          BLOG UPDATED! http://haywayne.blogspot.com/2012/01...ar-demand.html 30/01/2012

          Practise makes us a little better, it doesn't make us perfect.


          What would Vedder do?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
            Like a free diver - I'm never down for too long!
            Good man!

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            • #7
              I think the girls are from the Vale of Belvoir.
              The river Trent is lovely, I know because I have walked on it for 18 years.
              Brian Clough

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              • #8
                Wayne, you twonk!!!!! I'm laughing that hard that the tears are running down my legs
                My girls found their way into my heart and now they nest there

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                • #9
                  ...........
                  Hayley B

                  John Wayne's daughter, Marisa Wayne, will be competing with my Other Half, in the Macmillan 4x4 Challenge (in its 10th year) in March 2011, all sponsorship money goes to Macmillan Cancer Support, please sponsor them at http://www.justgiving.com/Mac4x4TeamDuke'

                  An Egg is for breakfast, a chook is for life

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                  • #10
                    The things that can happen on an innocent shopping trip-it's shocking!:/
                    Gardening forever- housework whenever

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                    • #11
                      LOL I thought you were being serious cant stop laughing now.
                      Gardening ..... begins with daybreak
                      and ends with backache

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                      • #12
                        Sounds amazingly similar to the scam PigletWillie mentioned a while ago

                        http://www.growfruitandveg.co.uk/gra...tml#post332828
                        There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

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                        • #13
                          Its a good one....
                          My phone has more Processing power than the Computers NASA used to fake the Moon Landings

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                          • #14
                            So that's both you AND piglet that have been scammed!
                            My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                            to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                            Diversify & prosper


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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Snadger View Post
                              So that's both you AND piglet that have been scammed!
                              You poor boys, do you need your brows wiping..?
                              Blogging at..... www.thecynicalgardener.wordpress.com

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