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    Just floor it, mate!

    Living on a hill in a rural village, I have just spent a happy half hour sipping a hot chocolate with a healthy dollop of rum in it, watching those drivers out in the snow trying to get up the slope.

    Here's my question: who ever told these people that the best way to get up a hill in snow is to get in as low a gear as possible and accelerate like hell?

    Nutters, the lot of them!

    I looked at their stuck vehicles, I looked at my 4x4 on my driveway, and I made a decision. I'm going to bake a walnut cake.
    Last edited by Pete C; 06-01-2010, 05:40 PM.
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    Love it!! We've been doing the same for the past few days! My fiesta isnt going anywhere any time soon!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Pete C View Post
      I looked at their stuck vehicles, I looked at my 4x4 on my driveway, and I made a decision. I'm going to bake a walnut cake.
      I should hope so after all that rum

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      • #4
        That made me chuckle!

        I got stuck several times before xmas in the ice and snow. Had to get OH to help me out. He reckoned he was going to send me on a drivering course as it was so eeeeaaassssy to get out... But then...HA! He couldn't do it either! So we borroed a bucket of grit from up the road and parked right at the top of the driveway and been ok since

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        • #5
          I just hope Mr D can get back up our hill tonight!
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          • #6
            Stuff sliding all over our road, engines and people screaming. Should be in the 2012 Olympics, it's a great spectator sport
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            • #7
              Our road is pretty much the same Fi. It amazes me how fast they come down and how bad they are at getting up. I'll settle for the grog instead of a cake and leave the car on the drive.
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              • #8
                just helped a guy outside our house (on a hill) after he hit the brakes and mounted the kerb only for him to ditch it at the bottom of the road
                one born every minute
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                • #9
                  Someone ditched a car opposite our house last night Harry. We noticed later that the interior light was left on, so we watched for them collecting it this morning to let them know the reason it wouldn't start. They were grateful and managed to contact some friends who brought jump leads. However, the driver's girlfriend wasn't in the good books as she'd turned on the interior light to check her make up before they abandoned the car and set off to walk!!
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                  • #10
                    So do I take it that it is high gear and low revs in this weather??
                    Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                    • #11
                      I got a little bit stuck picking Bean up from the childminders this afternoon. I headed home early as the snow started to really come down and my car's not exactly designed for the snow.

                      Anyways, childminder's house is on a bit of a hill and there were loads of cars parked all over. I couldn't see her drive, so I joined the rest of the cars (pointing downhill). When I came out, I noticed a car stuck further down the road being dug out - which cut off my route downhill.

                      I slowly turned the car round - sliding about in the process then headed back up the hill. Had to wiggle left and right like mad with the traction control light playing disco and eventually hit a bit of road where the salt had taken effect and we were off.

                      I've seen loads of people that would still be sat there now polishing the ice with wheels spinning.

                      My brother-in-law bought some snow socks for his car and he reckons they're cool.
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                      • #12
                        Why not get one these Wayne
                        Last edited by bubblewrap; 06-01-2010, 09:18 PM.
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                        • #13
                          Trousers had a natter over the front gate with Farmer Andrew this afternoon, and the snow plough had evidently cleared the main road at the bottom, from that village to the other, but the snow did drift still over the top of them damn hills, and now the road tis blocked again. And none of us are in the least bit surprised.... because there are cars abandoned all OVER the place!

                          Until we get driving conditions like this, we don't appreciate just how bad people's knowledge of driving actually is? No. I take that back wholeheartedly. I meant to say, that we do already. It just exaggerates their lack of knowledge.
                          How do these people get to pass their Driving Test I wonder....

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                          • #14
                            when it's icy, don't park anywhere near a bin lorry: YouTube - UK refuge lorry skidding on ice
                            Last edited by Two_Sheds; 07-01-2010, 08:01 AM.
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                            • #15
                              Our car park at work seems to be a trap for some cars, but mainly BMWs apparently! Must be something to do with their weight and relative lack of traction, that or BMW drivers don't know how to 'feather' the throttle and just floor it, but they're wheel-spinning out there like Scooby-Doo being chased by a ghost!
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