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    Saw a job advertised today perfect fo VC

    "To assist the opening mail and disruption on a daily basis"

    Directgov jobs and skills search - Job details

    Perfect

  • #2
    Aww Thanks for thinking of me Steve. I could do that job easily, no further training required.
    I like this bit of the JD too "dealing with correspondence, typing photocopying and fling for the management team". I excel at Flinging

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    • #3
      Perfect job then!

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      • #4
        I wonder who typed the Job description as there are at least 9 mistakes!
        Here's another - "respond to solicitors letters requesting medical records for patents" - so is this a job in the Patent Office or a hospital?
        Last edited by veggiechicken; 24-08-2012, 05:37 PM. Reason: Typed a mistake!!

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        • #5
          There are always typos in these ads, makes me laugh sometimes.

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          • #6
            If they can't be bothered to proof read their ads, what hope do they have? Good job I don't work there - heads would be rolling - around on the floor laughing........

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            • #7
              Originally posted by veggiechicken View Post
              If they can't be bothered to proof read their ads, what hope do they have? Good job I don't work there - heads would be rolling - around on the floor laughing........
              And that is a Government website!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
                And that is a Government website!
                And I used to work for the Government.........many's the time I ended up on the floor - laughing!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cardiffsteve View Post
                  And that is a Government website!
                  And as such is surprisingly well written.
                  Our England is a garden, and such gardens are not made
                  By singing-'Oh how beautiful!" and sitting in the shade,
                  While better men than we go out and start their working lives
                  At grubbing weeds from gravel paths with broken dinner-knives. ~ Rudyard Kipling

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                  • #10
                    If you cnat spell it just proovs you is a bit ignerent. I wind Mrs Vince up as I'm always finding spelling mistakes in menus. They try and sound clever by putting posh culinary terms in, but then go and misspell them!
                    Are y'oroight booy?

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                    • #11
                      I blame it hall on spellchequer - if the lettuce make a reel wood, then the would is excepted - the fact that it is the wrong weird is in material.

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