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    It's raining , it's pouring.....

    Five to nine and Mr Teez has fallen asleep on the sofa. How do I know? Cos I can hear him snoring through the floor!
    I think my husband has the most powerful snore in the country.
    If he starts when we're in bed I usually just give him a push because if I ask him to turn over he Immediately disclaims any responsibility, because he "wasn't even asleep - so how can I be snoring!?"
    I usually tell him at that point that in that case he's just being mean making snoring noises when not asleep.
    I swear, one day I'll dig out my old dictaphone and record him to prove he does it!
    Last edited by Creemteez; 31-01-2010, 09:21 PM.
    When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!
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    Mine was at it last night too - I kicked him a few times and he turned over. This morning he denied all knowledge .

    At least he admits that he snores; he falls asleep in the bath and wakes himself up with his snoring! Saves me having to drown the b*gger
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
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    • #3
      MrH does it too. Not so bad if I get to sleep first but if not I kick him onto the sofa He swears he isn't asleep too!
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      • #4
        OH snores and so does the cat...stereo snoring, then he wonders why I wake up looking like Frankenstein's Daughter.

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        • #5
          I've taped my OH snoring, and he STILL refuses to believe it's him
          Last edited by Two_Sheds; 01-02-2010, 08:14 AM.
          All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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          • #6
            I just keep kicking him .Doesn't work but it makes me feel better
            S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
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            • #7
              Why do men not believe us? Mr Frosty wakes himself up with his snoring but still denies it - daft big, b*gger

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              • #8
                I have a camcorder with night vision on it if anyone wants to borrrow it.

                Now, why did that sentence read seedier and seedier the more I typed...

                I do snore on occasion, but so does LadyWayne. Bean does a little snort every now and then - but hardly enough to stir a mouse.

                LadyWayne's Parents and brother however! Now that's snoring!
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                • #9
                  Apparently I'm the snorer in our bedroom not that I'd own up to it though
                  Location....East Midlands.

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                  • #10
                    I taped DH too... then the next night he taped me lol... still I am not as loud as he is and I did have a bunged nose at the time. ;-)
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                    • #11
                      Pete doesnt just snore he also talks in his sleep and sometimes he even sings in his sleep. but he at least believes me when I tell him

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by binley100 View Post
                        I just keep kicking him .Doesn't work but it makes me feel better
                        Give his pillow a quick sharp tug at the same time, that'll really confuse him
                        All gardeners know better than other gardeners." -- Chinese Proverb.

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                        • #13
                          My name is Comfreyfan and I'm a snorer

                          Dad thought he had leg problems for years - never realised it was mum kicking him to stop his snoring. My family are champion snorers, dad, bro, me, DD. OH says it wouldn't be so bad if it was rhythmic, but apparently I do 'jazz snoring' - that's talent that is
                          Life is too short for drama & petty things!
                          So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

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                          • #14
                            Ginger ninger, so do my cats!!!!! they chatter and flick their paws.....

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ammi View Post
                              Pete doesnt just snore he also talks in his sleep and sometimes he even sings in his sleep. but he at least believes me when I tell him
                              Does he do requests?
                              When the Devil gives you Cowpats - make Satanic Compost!

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