if you want the seeds ...

**zazen999** · 04-09-2009, 07:32 AM

If you want the seeds; do the SAEs.

It's got a nice ring to it.....

**enrich100** · 04-09-2009, 09:18 AM

If your using a Stamped Addressed Elephant make sure you use an African Elephant, the ears are bigger so writing the return address on them is a lot easier and the postage is the same as Asian Elephants

**Twinsane** · 07-09-2009, 03:43 AM

And where do you expect me to put your seeds if you send me an elephant?

**enrich100** · 07-09-2009, 09:20 AM

well I know most people have seed boxes, some use small boxes others use large boxes
you can store mine in the trunk

**enrich100** · 07-09-2009, 11:21 AM

Hint no2

If you get a white elephant sent to you, you can reuse it, buy yourself an Indelible pen and use the elephant as a plant pot label

**HeyWayne** · 07-09-2009, 11:29 AM

SAE - if you send it, they will come.

**enrich100** · 07-09-2009, 06:27 PM

hint no3

If your elephant has one of those clear plastic coats, you can use under his belly as a greenhouse

**HeyWayne** · 07-09-2009, 06:48 PM

Hint No D. Make sure your elephant bag isn't a hippo bag.

**Rocketron** · 07-09-2009, 08:50 PM

You're both feckin' mental.

**enrich100** · 07-09-2009, 09:35 PM

hint no 5
If someone offers you A hippo pump, it is a submersible device to remove water, it's not a sexual advance by a large mammel

**Seahorse** · 07-09-2009, 10:01 PM

Zaz! Sarz! Someone forgot the boys' medication again!

**enrich100** · 08-09-2009, 12:06 AM

hint no 6
A pink elephant will always find employment as a "Before Shot" for skin care products such as Oil of Ulay

**enrich100** · 08-09-2009, 07:29 AM

hint no 7
Hippo pumps, is the plural of a Hippo pump (see previous definition) and not a description of casual footwear for the aformentioned animal

**HeyWayne** · 08-09-2009, 07:46 AM

Speaking of footwear - make sure your hippo doesn't wear Crocs, or any other form of crocodile shoe. They'd just look stupid.

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