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In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case.

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

http://haywayne.blogspot.com/ - Updated 30th November

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Brilliant HW, sounds like a great idea where do I sign

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No mater when time you set out, you always get there at the same time

Don't you remember Red Dwarf? Breakfast emerging from people's mouths, Lister made the point: "Santa Claus, what a b*****d!". And also when the Cat goes into the bushes...

Only ever saw a few clips, and never "got" what I saw. Same with Hitchikers...

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Hmm... (I think Red Dwarf is great! Read the books, better than the programme I think). Anyway, back to living backwards... just think what would be the point of going to the loo?? Not a nice thought, is it? (Think also of John Prescott and his bulimia!)

I used to love red dwarf, HW's obviously far too young!
Living backwards? interesting!

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

LOL

Red Dwarf was way good Wayney Wayne

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Suzie

goldfish are nibbling at my toes.....laa laa laa!!!

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

Here we are

then progress to this

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Suzie

classic comedy! Thanks piskie!

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

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....never buy a dwarf with learning difficulties - it's not big and its not clever!

ACE - was trying to remember that one!!! (smeg head)

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Imagination is everything, it is a preview of what is to become.

I'm a Red Dwarf fan too - the series and the books all brill!!

Wayne - where do I sign up for your universe, I wanna go back to playtimes?!

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Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance

Who wants some toast? YouTube - Red Dwarf: Does Anyone Want Any Toast?

I'm sure these are all much funnierer with sound...

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A simple dude trying to grow veg.

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Your not the only one with zero sound

If we do everything backwards, then I'd be the luckiest and unluckiest winner of the lottery ever. I'd have the correct number every week, but so would the other 56 million in the country, making my £1, worth about 20p, dash it.

One bonus I can see is that there are always things in life we do we regret, well, you could do something to put it right, but would that make you change your past/future!, if you catch me drift.

Ohhhh, I can feel that headache coming on again - is the darkened room vacant??

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Life may not be the party we hoped for but since we're here we might as well dance

Its a good job I can't play guitar, or have ever been to a prom!