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    I was talking to someone at work about my allotment. I said that I had taken most of the crops off it, all I was doing at the moment was weeding and laying down newspaper.

    "Oh", he replied. "I didn't know worms could read".

  • #2
    LMAO there's always one!
    WPC F Hobbit, Shire police

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    • #3
      Are they intelligent worms in your area? Which paper have you 'provided?'
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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      • #4
        They might want to read the weather report to check whether to come up to the surface or not!
        Into every life a little rain must fall.

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        • #5
          Or to read the weather worm-cast. (sorry, something came over me)
          Last edited by Jeanied; 17-10-2009, 09:00 AM. Reason: to say sorry!
          Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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          • #6
            tell him they are trained in the art of making paper pots for your seedlings - keeps 'em off the streets on a Saturday night
            aka
            Suzie

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            • #7
              A simple reply would suffice - "worms can read, and it would appear, cocks can talk"
              A simple dude trying to grow veg. http://haywayne.blogspot.com/

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              • #8
                Originally posted by HeyWayne View Post
                A simple reply would suffice - "worms can read, and it would appear, cocks can talk"
                * Gasp* OMG
                Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                • #9
                  The thread title reminds me of a joke my youngest son told me years ago when he was a nipper!

                  Whats brown and does somersaults in the gutter?..........a clever shite!

                  He is 21 years old now!
                  My Majesty made for him a garden anew in order
                  to present to him vegetables and all beautiful flowers.- Offerings of Thutmose III to Amon-Ra (1500 BCE)

                  Diversify & prosper


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                  • #10
                    Always lay the paper with political stories downward, that way the worms will know there is a lower life form than themselves
                    I am certain that the day my boat comes in, I'll be at the airport.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Stacey Steve View Post
                      Always lay the paper with political stories downward, that way the worms will know there is a lower life form than themselves
                      Now THAT'S clever!
                      Whooops - now what are the dogs getting up to?

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                      • #12
                        If you did that the worms would probably move to the plot/garden next door in disgust!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by geoff View Post
                          I was talking to someone at work about my allotment. I said that I had taken most of the crops off it, all I was doing at the moment was weeding and laying down newspaper.

                          "Oh", he replied. "I didn't know worms could read".

                          Ok, Geoff, next time you meet this person, follow these steps;
                          1) place your left hand over your right shoulder
                          2) swing it back again, very rapidly, ensuring firm contact with said persons temple
                          3) repeat steps 1 & 2 until a) you feel completely vindicated or b) they yell for mercy, or even c) they cease to move
                          4) if option c) is chosen from step 3) place said person in compost and quickly arrange an alibi.

                          ps: my alibi providing service is remarkably cheap.

                          Zebedee
                          "Raised to a state of heavenly lunacy where I just can't be touched!"

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