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    As the vine approches 1,000,000 posts, I wondered how many posts per day is put on the vine & who will post the millionth & how will they know ?..........Silly, I know but that's how my mind works............
    sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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  • #2
    ^^^^Nutter^^^^
    Now I've had to look to see how many more are needed . its about 8000 as we're at 991,923.
    Now you know what you can do when you retire - be a post watcher

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    • #3
      I knew there was a job out there just awaiting for someone with my kwolifications.............
      sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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      • #4
        ..........shame you'll be redundant when it reaches 1 million You'll have to find something else to do.........
        Last edited by veggiechicken; 04-12-2013, 02:55 PM. Reason: I can't smell either

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        • #5
          That's what I'm trying to find out, how long will I be in work?.................
          sigpic“Gorillas are very intelligent, but they don't have to be as delicate as chimps -- they can just smash open the termite nest,”
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          Sent from my ZX Spectrum with no predictive text..........
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          KOYS - King Of Yellow Stickers..............

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          • #6
            You'll have to monitor the post count for a couple of days from now to find the average number, then multiply it up to reach the magic total when you're out of work. Could happen before you retire!!

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            • #7
              BM - you could always count sheep and work out how many on average it takes before you fall asleep then you could sell it as a cure for insomnia
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              • #8
                BigM - maybe you could negotiate an extension to your contract by monitoring the number of threads (70,141) and members (57,610).
                Perhaps if you offered a prize to the poster of Thread No. 75,000 or member No 100,000 that would keep you occupied for a while
                Don't like to think of you hanging around the woods, twiddling your digits, like a lost Gorilla.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sheneval View Post
                  BM - you could always count sheep and work out how many on average it takes before you fall asleep then you could sell it as a cure for insomnia
                  Its difficult to count sheep the keep running off
                  Location....East Midlands.

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                  • #10
                    I bet I know who posts the most - daily?
                    You may say I'm a dreamer... But I'm not the only one...


                    I'm an official nutter - an official 'cropper' of a nutter! I am sooooo pleased to be a cropper! Hurrah!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by ancee View Post
                      I bet I know who posts the most - daily?
                      Ha! That's not difficult!!!

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                      • #12
                        I thought that, so we already know who the likely Millionth poster will be!
                        Jules

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                        • #13
                          I've just realised that I missed noticing my 5000th post
                          Jules

                          Coffee. Garden. Coffee. Does a good morning need anything else?

                          ♥ Nutter in a Million & Royal Nutter by Appointment to HRH VC ♥

                          Althoughts - The New Blog (updated with bridges)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by julesapple View Post
                            I've just realised that I missed noticing my 5000th post
                            Never mind Jules when the chat threads gets clipped you'll have your 5000'th post again.
                            Location....East Midlands.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by ancee View Post
                              I bet I know who posts the most - daily?
                              Originally posted by Scarlet View Post
                              Ha! That's not difficult!!!
                              Originally posted by julesapple View Post
                              I thought that, so we already know who the likely Millionth poster will be!
                              Come on then, who is he?
                              Hope you don't mean our chatty new MoMmy

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