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How to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee machine for 3 weeks. Once everyone has is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. In your cheque butts write ' For Marijuana'
6. Skipdown the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'take-away'.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache..
11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
13. Pick up a box of condoms at the chemist, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee machine for 3 weeks. Once everyone has is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. In your cheque butts write ' For Marijuana'
6. Skipdown the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'take-away'.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache..
11. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
12. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity
13. Pick up a box of condoms at the chemist, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
..jacob
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