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    Ron and his wife Maggie went to the county fair every year,

    And every year Ron would say,

    'Maggie, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

    Maggie always replied,

    'I know Ron, but that helicopter ride is fifty quid,

    And fifty quid is fifty quid'

    One year Maggie and Ron went to the fair, and Ron said,

    'Maggie, I'm 60 years old.

    If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

    To this, Maggie replied,

    'Ron that helicopter ride is fifty quid, and fifty quid is fifty quid.'

    The pilot overheard the couple and said,

    'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!

    But if you say one word it's fifty quid.'

    Ron and Maggie agreed and up they went.

    The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard.

    He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

    But still not a word.

    When they landed, the pilot turned to Ron and said,

    'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.

    I'm impressed!'

    Ron replied,

    'Well, to tell you the truth,

    I almost said something when Maggie fell out,

    But you know,

    fifty quid is fifty quid!'

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    Very funny!
    Gardening forever- housework whenever

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    • #3
      *Titters childishly...
      All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
      Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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