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    Gott in himmel!!

    There is a guy who is supposed to leave here this morning, forever. His work is done so off he goes.
    I have arranged the military escort to get him to the airport. I have sorted his customs paperwork to enable him to take "stuff" back through to Germany, my work is done here so I go to bed.
    At 1am I get a phone call, "Oh by the way Bob, I dont have my passport back from the visa department yet."
    Oh well done Fritz. This morning is the first day of Eid after the end of Ramadan (Eid Mubarak everyone) so nothing is going to be open until Sunday.

    Now, if that was me, I would have been mentioning this passport issue before, quite a long way before in fact.

    ********* ******** ****** is what he is.
    Bob Leponge
    Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.
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    Deep breaths - you've only got a few more weeks. Just tell yourself that the poor fella can't help being so stupid!
    All the best - Glutton 4 Punishment
    Freelance shrub butcher and weed removal operative.

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    • #3
      Blessings to you too Bob and wot she ^^^ said.
      Granny on the Game in Sheffield

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      • #4
        Ha ha ha!!!!!....looks like they're trying to send you off with some 'happy' memories!!!!
        "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

        Location....Normandy France

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        • #5
          Deep breaths Bob .........won't be long now
          S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
          a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

          You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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          • #6
            So is he still at the airport?

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            • #7
              .......or did you smuggle him on ?
              S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
              a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

              You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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              • #8
                The gentlemen concerned is now back in his accommodation here in sunny Algeria (possibly with Mrs Ghadaffi and her offspring) whilst he waits for the end of Eid and the visa office to open again.
                Quelle nullard.

                And just to make my day get even worse, I've found out this morning that I have a month longer here to do than I had thought. Gutted.
                Bob Leponge
                Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                • #9
                  noooooooooooooooooo.....................
                  S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                  a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                  You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                  • #10
                    We'll organise a raiding party to smuggle you out Bob .................
                    S*d the housework I have a lottie to dig
                    a batch of jam is always an act of creation ..Christine Ferber

                    You can't beat a bit of garden porn

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                    • #11
                      You've got to admire that German sense of humour.

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                      • #12
                        You poor thing. I'm sure Mme Pastis will have a hoooooge glass of wine ready for you when you get back!

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                        • #13
                          Oh Boble- how carp is that???? xx
                          "Nicos, Queen of Gooooogle" and... GYO's own Miss Marple

                          Location....Normandy France

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Patchninja View Post
                            You poor thing. I'm sure Mme Pastis will have a hoooooge glass of wine ready for you when you get back!

                            Pffff. I'll get home to an empty glass!
                            Bob Leponge
                            Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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                            • #15
                              Said gentleman is now becoming very tiresome. As he speaks no French or Arabic he's calling me several times a day to ask for progress. For heavens sake Sir, imagine its Christmas in the fatherland. Nothing is open apart from the shops. Its the same here, nothing will be open until Saturday.

                              His reply?

                              "I see no Christmas trees."

                              Words sometimes do fail me.
                              Bob Leponge
                              Life's disappointments are so much harder to take if you don't know any swear words.

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