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    ghostly goings on in the graveyard

    Do ghosts have sex??

    I only ask, cos about 2am, i couldn't sleep, so decided to drag the dog out from under the duvet and go for a walk .... was a bit stressed, so went down to the churchyard for a ponder and to relax a bit ..... it was a bit misty, and over in the corner were 2 ghostly figures doing what comes naturally over a gravestone ...... left them to it and went and sat the other side of the church ....... so were they ghosts??
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    Nooo don't think they were ghosts. Why didn't you set your dog on them? It would have spiced things up a bit for them

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      she just put her ears down and growled,and ran in the opposite direction, and she never does that ......was very weird how the mist was round them
      Last edited by lynda66; 08-11-2008, 09:25 AM.

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        Ummmmmmmmmm
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        • #5
          Originally posted by lynda66 View Post
          ......was very weird how the mist was round them
          Perhaps body heat being given off

          With this being in a graveyard, I am reminded once again of Buffy and Spike, and some seriously unsuitable 6pm children's television.
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            Yeah!...ghosts I reckon Lynda!!.....what other explanation???
            Last edited by di; 08-11-2008, 09:57 AM.
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              Favourite courting ground when I was younger was the graveyard. You could always guarantee you you would get a bit of peace and quiet there...................apart from insommniac women walking ther dogs of course!
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              • #8
                Definitely apparitions, nowt else it could be is there?
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                  Graveyards were a regular haunt of the young and horny when i was in my teens and early twenties. Its probably some inebriates that got swept away in the moment when coming back from a club.
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                    According to an academic (whose name escapes me) doing 'it' in the churchyard is natural as it means the next generation is being er.......made within sight of the ancestors and humans are naturally ancestor worshipers so that makes it normal and Ok then. Except I somehow can't imagine making my next generation within earshot of my Great Aunt Edith.

                    Perhaps you could get that Derek Wotsisname bloke down and see what happens when he tries to communiate with them.....you could probably sell tickets.
                    Last edited by bluemoon; 08-11-2008, 11:50 AM.
                    Into each life some rain must fall........but this is getting ridiculous.

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                      Originally posted by bluemoon View Post
                      the next generation is being er.......made within sight of the ancestors and humans are naturally ancestor worshipers so that makes it normal and Ok then. Except I somehow can't imagine making my next generation within earshot of my Great Aunt Edith..
                      OK then? sounds cold and uncomfy to me tbh I think I'm getting old
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                        Originally posted by bluemoon View Post
                        According to an academic (whose name escapes me) doing 'it' in the churchyard is natural as it means the next generation is being er.......made within sight of the ancestors and humans are naturally ancestor worshipers so that makes it normal and Ok then. Except I somehow can't imagine making my next generation within earshot of my Great Aunt Edith.

                        Perhaps you could get that Derek Wotsisname bloke down and see what happens when he tries to communiate with them.....you could probably sell tickets.
                        this is stuck in my head now and it's not nice, i mean what sort of academic goes around studying people having sex in graveyards!
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                        • #13
                          hmmmmmmm i can see i will have to become an academic and study this further ...... i hope it was ghosts, i'd like to think we can still have some pleasures when we're dead ..... well theres gonna be no choccie is there

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                            Originally posted by BrideXIII View Post
                            this is stuck in my head now and it's not nice, i mean what sort of academic goes around studying people having sex in graveyards!
                            A really weird one, he spent most of his career trying to find the 'original' words to nursery rhymes and Christmas carols as he reckoned they all had been 'cleaned up' by the church and were all originally about sex. What he could make of things like 'putting in his thumb and pulling out a plum' were definitely not pre-watershed.
                            Into each life some rain must fall........but this is getting ridiculous.

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                              Originally posted by lynda66 View Post
                              Do ghosts have sex??

                              I only ask, cos about 2am, i couldn't sleep, so decided to drag the dog out from under the duvet and go for a walk .... was a bit stressed, so went down to the churchyard for a ponder and to relax a bit ..... it was a bit misty, and over in the corner were 2 ghostly figures doing what comes naturally over a gravestone ...... left them to it and went and sat the other side of the church ....... so were they ghosts??
                              No, they weren't ghosts Lynda, just people who wanted to be sure they didn't have to worry about disturbing the neighbours.
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